Should I Buy Bottle Green Knickers

when i was a wee lad i first wore my kilt at the age of 6 at my aunts wedding. the first time i didn't wear underwear and it was a disaster. i would go around with the kilt flying and sit carelessly. i would lye on the floor with the kilt above my waist. if lean on the window ledge or the steel bar outside the pub with my feet supporting me and my kilt down and my jewels open to the passing traffic. my parents must have realized they made the wrong choice because the next time i wore my kilt below my knees (the first it was on my mid thighs. and i had white briefs. this time people could see my briefs but not the crown jewels. until i went onto the dance floor and dropped the briefs and raised the kilt which resulted in a slap across my fathers knee.

when i was 8 i started highland dancing. my parents got me a lovely red outfit for my birthday. it came with 2 pairs of black briefs, 2 pairs of red briefs and 2 pairs of bottle green knickers. i wore those knickers every time i had a kilt.

52 years later i have come across some bottle green knickers and want to know if ye would like me to buy them for under my kilt. or should i continue to go regimental. with all the new laws of decency i don't like regimental and feel nervous if i see a child and make sure i am not showing anything.
scott