Skin-tight, Cutoff Jean Shorts
I wear tiny little skin-tight, cutoff jean shorts when i work in my flowerbeds. They fit like they were painted on. They show off my tight, molded, bubble-butt. They leave my midriff bare and show off my flat tummy below my halter tops.
The neighborhood men come out to watch and make up excuses to saunter over for a chat. I love how cute they are when they flirt with me, even though their wives may hate me. *giggle*