I Am Not Proud Of It But It's True
Sadly I have turned in to that woman. You know me, the wierd lady up the block who walks her dog at midnight in the boots and pajama bottoms. I talk to the dog too. I'm 39 and married who cares what I wear. I do draw the line at out in public though. I only subject my family and closest neighbors to my shameful behavior. Don't judge me.