I went to the sports store to buy a new speedo. When the lady asked what I was looking for, I told her the racing speedo's. She then smiled at me all weird. She took me over there, i picked a few out, and went to the changing room. To my suprise, the lady asked if she could see them to give her opinion. I showed her and ended up with an enormous wet spot on the front of my speedo. I had the biggest damn erection I had ever had before.