One day a wealthy widow decided to update her decor and at same time decided to donate the old drapes to charity. She called an interior design company who said they would send someone over tomorrow with samples. Next she called a local charity who also said they would be over tomorrow. Happy with herself, she went off for her morning shower. She was just about to get into the shower when the doorbell rang. At the door she asked, "Who is it?" A man answered, "Blind man." So she says to herself, "If he is blind he won't know I'm nude." She opens the door. The man looks her up and down, then says, "I'm here to pick up your blinds."