I Ate My Own **** In Walmart.

One day I was stranded in the middle of walmart. Then, the store was closing... and there were no exits to be found! The security guards must not have seen me, and I was reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyy hungry. So, I ate some of the soap, but that made me have to go ****. So I just shat on the floor, and scooped it up with my mouth. That was the best gawdamn poop I ever pooped. but then the security guard saw me and beat the **** out of me.
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Jan 9, 2013