I Went Out Shopping As A Boy Went Home As A Girl
After a few too many drinks, I can be talked into trying almost anything. Not so my second wife. She woke up in the morning uninhibited and got more so as the day progressed. To be honest, that's what attracted me to her.
This adventure began weeks earlier on a trip to the coast when she dared me to wear the bottom of one of her bathing suits in public on the beach. We'd been drinking since not long after daybreak so by noon that wasn't a problem. A couple of weeks later it was a nightie. We were shopping and she wanted to look at nighties. She found two and asked which I liked. Being tactful I told her I liked them both so she got both of them. Then that night she asked which one I wanted to wear. When I tried to explain that I'd meant I liked both of them on her, that wouldn't work. She insisted that if I wanted to see her in one, I had to wear the other.
The third incident occurred not long after and is the point of this story. We'd stopped for drinks after work, had several and had just gotten home when her mom called to tell her that one of the local stores was going to be putting everything on sale in the morning and her friend that worked there had called to tell her that if she came in that night that she'd write everything up that my ex and her mom picked out on a ticket for the next day. She said she'd had too much to drink to drive (as if I hadn't) and insisted I drive her.
We met her mom at the store and after a several minutes, about all I could take of standing around while the two women chatted, I excused myself to go to a bar in the mall. An hour or so later my mother-in-law stuck her head in the door of the bar to tell me she was leaving and my wife was almost done. So I went to get her and she was no where near done looking at things. Only now she was asking my opinion and I got into telling her what I thought looked best together and how this could go with that and things of that nature.
I might also add that the sales lady that was a friend of my mother-in-law was also one of our neighbors so she knew both of us almost as well. By then it had gotten to closing time and while my wife was checking out, I wondered around aimlessly until all of a sudden, she grabs me and tells me to come back to the dressing area with her, that no one else was there, that there was one more outfit she wanted to see. She pulled me in the booth with her and the outfit in her hand was one I'd already seen. When I told her that, she grinned and told me, "Yes, but not on you." It was a Friday night with a long weekend in front of us and this was the sort of thing that would cause my ex to be wild (especially in bed) for the next three days. I don't think I put up any argument at all.
Turned out she and our neighbor had come up with this idea and had been waiting for everyone else to leave. She told me it had been a spur of the moment impulse but since she had no problem at all driving home I suspect my having to drive her there in the first place was a ruse.
The rest of the weekend was as wild as I'd hoped for so the embarrassment of being seen in the parking lot by a lady from work was worth it.
This adventure began weeks earlier on a trip to the coast when she dared me to wear the bottom of one of her bathing suits in public on the beach. We'd been drinking since not long after daybreak so by noon that wasn't a problem. A couple of weeks later it was a nightie. We were shopping and she wanted to look at nighties. She found two and asked which I liked. Being tactful I told her I liked them both so she got both of them. Then that night she asked which one I wanted to wear. When I tried to explain that I'd meant I liked both of them on her, that wouldn't work. She insisted that if I wanted to see her in one, I had to wear the other.
The third incident occurred not long after and is the point of this story. We'd stopped for drinks after work, had several and had just gotten home when her mom called to tell her that one of the local stores was going to be putting everything on sale in the morning and her friend that worked there had called to tell her that if she came in that night that she'd write everything up that my ex and her mom picked out on a ticket for the next day. She said she'd had too much to drink to drive (as if I hadn't) and insisted I drive her.
We met her mom at the store and after a several minutes, about all I could take of standing around while the two women chatted, I excused myself to go to a bar in the mall. An hour or so later my mother-in-law stuck her head in the door of the bar to tell me she was leaving and my wife was almost done. So I went to get her and she was no where near done looking at things. Only now she was asking my opinion and I got into telling her what I thought looked best together and how this could go with that and things of that nature.
I might also add that the sales lady that was a friend of my mother-in-law was also one of our neighbors so she knew both of us almost as well. By then it had gotten to closing time and while my wife was checking out, I wondered around aimlessly until all of a sudden, she grabs me and tells me to come back to the dressing area with her, that no one else was there, that there was one more outfit she wanted to see. She pulled me in the booth with her and the outfit in her hand was one I'd already seen. When I told her that, she grinned and told me, "Yes, but not on you." It was a Friday night with a long weekend in front of us and this was the sort of thing that would cause my ex to be wild (especially in bed) for the next three days. I don't think I put up any argument at all.
Turned out she and our neighbor had come up with this idea and had been waiting for everyone else to leave. She told me it had been a spur of the moment impulse but since she had no problem at all driving home I suspect my having to drive her there in the first place was a ruse.
The rest of the weekend was as wild as I'd hoped for so the embarrassment of being seen in the parking lot by a lady from work was worth it.
By:
AlbertSAT
Age:
66-70
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Male
