It was California 1985 and I was invited to an art party at my best friend's house. I was 24 years old and wearing a long white skirt with a light green sweater. My hair and make-up looked beautiful. My friend and I were in the kitchen talking and making cookies. For some reason, I suddenly had to pass gas. Even though the house was full of people, I let it rip. It didn't really sound like a fart. It was more like an EARTHQUAKE. I'm sure it registered a 10.0 on the Richter Scale. I'm surprised the house didn't crumble. That was the LOUDEST and LONGEST and most FEROCIOUS EXPLOSIVE FART in the history of mankind. We fell on the floor laughing! That was 30 years ago and we still laugh about it today.
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Aug 15, 2014