I Wet My Pants
I think I just went crazy one night. I was out with a friend at a doughnut place and I had to pee, we were having a good time, and were just about to leave. I thought about stopping at the washroom but then, out of nowhere, I thought wouldn't it be funny if I peed my pants like a kid?
And, as we stepped out into the night I peed my jeans. I didn't say anything at first until we'd walked a good ways away from the place, then I told my friend "Hey, I just wet my pants." He laughed and thought it was hilarious, so I stayed in my pissy pants while we hung out together. It was the greatest feeling of acceptance ever.