the Time I Wet the Bed
Now this is an embarrassing story. It is a tale of the time I wet my bed. Ha. Well the times. I still do sometimes. You see, I was tired and I had just drank an entire liter of soda. I decided that getting sleep was more important than using the restroom, so I went to bed. I had the most amazing dream involving singing toilets. They were dancing and singing. In my dream I was watching them, drinking away at my Coca Cola. Somehow my dream changed and a new one started. It was one involving me waking up and running to the bathroom to relieve myself before my kindeys popped. Too bad this only happened in my dream. I woke up relieved. Very in fact. But I also woke up covered in urine. How embarrasing!