I What I Want In a Man

A Real Man

By: LG76

Written on February 4th, 2013

"A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible ...

No wait.…

Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey.

It's whiskey that does all that ****.

Oh, Never mind..."

By: LG76

Age: 36-40 , Female

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37 responses

experienceman11

LMAO! This was so funny to read! In my case it would be straight up Tequila shots!

May 8
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HStoner

Good beer will do that too. And, it never criticizes you or expects you to figure out what it is really thinking. Oh well.

May 4
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- LG76
  :) beer gives me a tummy ache though, but whatever works for you! xo
  
  May 5
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Caramelicious

LOL love it but hate whiskey!

Apr 29
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- LG76
  lol...that's alright. Make it wine, or whatever you like....that's the beauty of it! ;) xo
  
  May 5
  1 like
nudydude

LG76,
Both sound good. lol
Bare Hugs
Nudy

Apr 12
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Mahal1023

Thanks for the giggles. When I started reading this story, I didnt expect that ending. BTW, Jameson and I are having quite an affair these days. :)

Mar 30
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- LG76
  lol...I have heard good things about Jameson, but I'm a loyal Crown girl :)
  
  Mar 30
  1 like
Gopatsgo

Or you can get a dog. they wont let you down and are always happy to see you, and will never turn down a long walk.

Feb 9
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- LG76
  lol. I have a dog and I love him, but he doesn't make me feel as good as whiskey does ;)
  
  Mar 29
  1 like
- Gopatsgo
  Yummy, whiskey a go go!
  
  Mar 30
  1 like
goliathtree

*pours LG a glass* *wink*

Feb 7
2 likes
- LG76
  *smile* Go ahead and add a shot to that order....I think I need one!
  
  Feb 7
  1 like
Babydoll42

Ha!! Love it.....and I love me some whiskey too....
Coincidence??? I think not. ;)

Feb 7
2 likes
- LG76
  lol. now all we need is to leave the men behind and go get a bottle to share! :)
  
  Feb 7
  1 like
river05

LMAO..........oh my God...........didn't see this one coming.....LOL

Feb 6
3 likes
- LG76
  LOL. Funny, but fairly accurate too. xo
  
  Feb 6
  1 like
- river05
  shall I pour?
  
  Feb 6
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- LG76
  make it a double!
  
  Feb 6
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- river05
  but, whiskey makes my clothes fall off.......wait, that's water........oh, and tequilla....OHoooooo yeah, and red wine too..........
  
  Feb 6
  1 like
- LG76
  haha.... just put some extra layers on! ;) xoxo
  
  Feb 6
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vegassquire

Unfortunately, there is whiskey, and then there is whiskey....... thus the dilemma and the root of unsatisfaction in woman every where.

Feb 5
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- SparklingDiamonds
  Or.........there is Whisky..
  
  Feb 6
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- LG76
  as usual, I have no idea what you're trying to say...and I wouldn't change a thing! lol xoxo
  
  Feb 6
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- vegassquire
  There is glenlivet xxv and then there is wild turkey ....
  I can't believe I really had to spell that out for you ;)
  
  Feb 7
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- LG76
  *shrug* you know me.....
  
  Feb 7
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- vegassquire
  funny ... I never took you as one of those "any ship in the port" sort of chicks ???? :) j/k
  
  Feb 7
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- LG76
  you've never taken me at all though...... *smile*
  
  Feb 7
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- vegassquire
  want to bet on that one? ;)
  
  Feb 7
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affinityterra

I've never been much of a drinker, but maybe I should start....lol

Feb 5
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- LG76
  lol. I'll even buy you that first one!
  
  Feb 6
  1 like
sarabee1995

Hahaha!!!! Love it!

Feb 4
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- LG76
  lol. Me too...stole it from somewhere else :)
  
  Feb 6
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incontanat

you are funny ya wiskey will do all that stuff but you are right a man should do all that stuff but you for got one fell safe

Feb 4
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- LG76
  I think I'm having an affair with Crown Royal.... don't plan to end it either ;) hahaha
  
  Feb 6
  1 like
shavedmeat

you still got ,, you sexy leggy hot tailed goddess you

Feb 4
2 likes
- LG76
  aw...thanks doll!
  
  Feb 6
  1 like

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