It Was Very Strange Indeed.
Recently, about a few months ago, I was hanging out with one of my cousins and his friends. Some of us were sitting outside talking, while my cousin and a friend of his were inside. My cousins friend all of a sudden comes outside, looks at me and says,
"Alright I just got some interesting news and so I need to ask you something"
"Umm alright" (Note: I'm surrounded by guys, the only girl, and I've only met this kid one other time before this)
"Are you really a virgin?"
"How long have you been a virgin?"
".... umm about 18 years and a few months"
"Wow, that's a long time."
What on earth was he thinking? How LONG have I been a virgin? And he wasn't even trying to be funny.. even though I laughed. He hit on me later that night, and added some more strange things, later that night we were both inside while everyone else was outside and he looked at me again and said,
"Don't get offended but, will you show me your boobs?"
"No pablo, but nice try" (sarcasm)
Then in front of others later,
"If I showed you my penis, would you let me touch your boob?"
"No pablo, but nice second attempt"
"What if I showed you full frontal nudity of myself, then will you make-out with me?"
He was completely serious this whole time. It was so very very strange.