I'm bored... It's been awhile since I've done this... Play with me!

drcynic drcynic
26-30, M
41 Responses Feb 18, 2009

Well, I guess I would take off work, go to a romantic restuarant with a nice date and have a good time. That's my ideal friday.

I dunno... I guess I give off that vibe like I should be a pet. ;P

Ask them, not me. :)

Ok, I'm not a hairy person, so there wouldn't be much to wax... That's first. Then, make love to another man, then my comedy act naked.

I suppose, I'll see it now, lol.<br />
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Everyone calls him "Chris" lol.

I would kill to work with Jack Nicholson. If not Jack, my backup choice would be Christopher Walken.<br />
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My dream role?... Hmm... I would have to say my dream role was to play the Joker, but honestly, there's no way I could top Heath Ledger, so I'll go with a role that just hasn't seem to have been done. I want to play Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces.

The one thing keeping me from it is that I am horrible at asking questions. I am much happier being the one asked than the asker, because I can always answer a question, but can usually never come up with a good one.

No, I don't feel their are jobs that are specific for sexes. <br />
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I wish I was around more women comedians, I can tell you that, lol. <br />
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As for men... I dunno, really.

I am my own favorite, but every comedian has influences. It's almost like a "coaching tree" in the NFL. I happen to be a member of the George Carlin tree, because he was my primary influence getting into comedy, and I had the honor to open for him here in Pittsburgh shortly before his death.<br />
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My minor influences include Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Bill Hicks, Jonathan Winters, and Bill Cosby.

Well, if that's how you feel... I know how heartbreak feels. Believe me.<br />
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1. Pennsylvania. I live in Pittsburgh, and anyone on this site will tell you, I'm my city's biggest cheerleader.<br />
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2. 21<br />
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3. Boxers<br />
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4. Italian<br />
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5. Hot tea<br />
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6. Daffy<br />
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7. Hamburgers (I'm a fatboy. None of that tofu crap)<br />
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8. I smoke cigars, rarely<br />
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9. Not really... Or not that I can think of.<br />
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10. Neither. I'm terrified of dogs, and cats are just impersonal... Personally, I keep fish, but my apartment doesn't allow pets.<br />
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11. City... Because the country is booooooooooooring... I need some fun and excitement and places to go.<br />
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Are you quite sure it's your last one? I could go for more. :)

I think there are so many emotions besides love - if you have a broken heart, and hate love at the moment (like I do) then love is pretty much off the table. [sorry Drcynic]. <br />
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What about: <br />
1. Where do you live? State is good enough <br />
2. How old? I know your range, but not your age <br />
3. Boxers briefs or commando (don't do commando if you haven't -- pubes in the zipper REALLY hurt) <br />
4. Do you like mexican or italian food better? <br />
5. Coffe or tea? <br />
6. Daffy or Donald Duck? <br />
7. Hamburgers of hot dogs (or tofu I gues ...yuck) <br />
8. Do you smoke? <br />
9. Have you ever done something you are so embarassed about that you would never tell anyone? What did you do?? <br />
10. Are you a cat or dog person?? <br />
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OK - OK - my last question: <br />
11. Would you rather live in the country or the city and why? <br />
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Take your time -- you are bored ... :)

My last meal would be four zagnut bars, mint chocolate chip ice cream, pancakes, waffles, bacon, and five bottles of mtn. dew.<br />
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My last words would definately be "Kiss my fat *** goodbye!"

Good Answer Doc! <br />
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Okay....if you were in prison and you were going to be executed that morning. What would your last meal be and your last words?

Well, I don't know. It's likely that girls who are not like me or can't understand me will probably not be very happy with me. I can only hope to work with her. I would still attempt to date her, if she would have me.

LOL! You crack me up! <br />
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Okay....what if she was ONLY a Steelers fan and had none of the other qualities you wanted in a woman. Add in the fact that she is drop dead gorgeous...<br />
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Would you still date her?

Sundays would be awfully tense...

If she was all that but hated the Steelers would you still love her?

I never cared much for looks. I suppose my perfect girl would like to go out, have fun, play, flirt, and have adventures as much as I do. Also, someone who likes to be romantic and stuff like that... Oh, and being a Steelers fan is a plus.

What would your perfect woman be like? Not just her looks but her personality too.

I don't care much for that movie. It's good, but I tend to rate comedies higher.<br />
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I'm 21. I graduated high school (I have pictures up to prove it), and I got my degree in college already. Currently, I'm doing my dream job. I have been since I was 16. I'm an actor, and I do standup comedy. That's all I've ever wanted to do.

Oh god... I hate this question, simply because I like alot of movies...<br />
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I'll go with the old standby, Blazing Saddles.

I sometimes play games on the computer, and I have a PS2....<br />
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I'm not much of a gamer, though.

Oy... Yeah, right, lol.

Hmmmmm..... a guy with manners! Quick! Call the National Enquirer!<br />
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"Man in Pennsylvania found with manners...thousands of women rush to catch a glimpse of him and cause largest traffic jam in history!"

I am keenly aware of people... If I do nasty things like that, it surely would have been away from them.

You have picked your nose in public right? Maybe when you were a little boy?

Lol... Thank you... On to answers!<br />
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No. I've never been caught picking my nose :P... <br />
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I dunno. Just the fact that I enjoyed it, and I need attention.

Okay back to the questions.....don't want you bored by all means....<br />
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Did you ever get caught picking your nose?

Mmmmha!<br />
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Ok, this is degenerating into anarchy! lol

Double Yoi!

Okel Dokel, as Myron would say...

Well.....there are the stages before love<br />
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....infatuation...lust....<br />
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or there is sex which does not have to include love but it really should...<br />
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Listen to me......<br />
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Just say "Yes Teacher!"

I dunno. You tell me :)

What else is there besides love? :)

I like these games.<br />
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I suppose I will... Or I will do something else, if love is not enough.

Is this the kind of game you like to play? What if you already love me? Will you love me for eternity and beyond?

"Play this game with me because I'm bored, and if you do, I'll love you forever"...

That works, lol. I wasn't so good a few days ago, but I'm good now. :)

I'm good. Tired, but good :P

I'm pretty good. How are you?

How are you? =)