Anything You Can Think Of, I'll Answer.

I'm usually pretty open but all bets are off. What do you wanna know? 

Konrad Konrad
22-25, M
51 Responses Mar 9, 2009

Lunar peed on someone? XD I love that dog!

I just graduated college. :) I was in college for five years. I draw and I paint, and sure!

No! :P I have never worn make-up. Unless you're talking about theater make-up. In that case yes. <br />
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I wish I had a Lunar.

HAHA!!<br />
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have you ever worn make up??

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konrad i like your idea haha

Navybrat- have you ever tried to fool a doctor-in-training? He sees right through all my fakery! Although I could pull the...."I'm so depressed...I wish I had an animal that would love me unconditionally, was furry, and had a cold, wet, nose." ;)

LMFAO!!! HAHAHA<br />
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thats funny<br />
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awww :[<br />
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oh i know!! tell him to get you one as a wedding gift :P

Virtual puppy isn't the same. You don't get the same furry hugs and puppy kisses. :( He likes pets he just doesn't think we can take care of one. And he's right but I wish he was more irresponsible.

lol <br />
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what about a virtual puppy??<br />
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hmmm why doesnt he like pets anyways??

Would I want to learn how to dance? No. I'm perfectly comfortable being an uncoordinated white guy.<br />
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Favorite ride at Six Flags was Bizzarro! And I love that ride at Dorney where you just fall a thousand feet- it's my favorite. <br />
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Puppy face doesn't work you guys! I've tried everything. He's firm.<br />
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I don't usually watch cartoons unless it's like Venture Brothers/South Park/ Family Guy. I like some reality tv shows, like Survivor and the cooking competition shows. And I LOVE Kitchen Nightmares.

omg SHUSH gaga!!<br />
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geez... >.> sorry for her<br />
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anyways<br />
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would you ever like to learn how to dance?? :D

We can't afford to take care of a puppy. And he's mean. >:'(<br />
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Right field- where they put all the boys who can't catch. :p I was always the favorite to put up to bat though. Half the time I'd hit a home run.

I want a husky, great dane, or a spaniel. :)

I started cycling my Sophomore year in high school. I got a bike for transportation purposes and was utterly amazed how much I loved riding it. I became obsessed. <br />
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I used to play baseball, football and soccer. I pretty much quit the teams in high school for social reasons. I loved baseball though, I could hit the ball pretty hard (when I hit it) and run pretty fast. I can throw hard too, but I can't catch for ****.

I want a dog so badly! I don't care how much it is- but Magnus won't let me get any pets. :'( Mean.<br />
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Believe it or not it was either Colwin Rupert or Conrad Rupert- and my mother chose Conrad. Magnus is the only name his parents didn't pick out of the Bible. They wanted something different. Everyone thinks it's a nickname for something, and his last name sounds Jewish (he's not), so he is constantly having to explain himself. ;)

omg i cant believe she asked you that lol and i dont think thats what she ment either which is worse...but<br />
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ANYWAYS..how much do YOU think that doggy is in the window?? o_O

Nah, I've been using AIM forever. :p<br />
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I found EP by typing in, "I feel unmotivated" in google or something like that. <br />
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Hmmm, well... I'm probably more moody/manipulative. I just am a weird personality to deal with, and I like being bossy. But he knows how to "handle" me. So I guess I'm more dominate but behind his silly/happy side he can be quite stern, serious and steady. So... I don't know. We're Conrad and Magnus.

EWWWWW CREEEEEEEPYYYYYYYY<br />
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yeah i think i would too :/<br />
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awww so no yahoo messenger?<br />
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how did you find EP?<br />
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i cant remember if i should know this answer or not ToT

Gagacrazy, ;D Hee hee hee. I see a lot of love. :) A best friend for life, and a fun future.

No myspace, no facebook. I hate those things. I called it quits when I went in for an interview and the guy who was interviewing me was looking at my myspace. Creeped me out. :P I have an AIM and a phone so people I know can contact me there. <br />
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And I have plenty of pictures! Just not of my ***.

Navybrat, as soon as we can afford to. Which means probably when Magnus graduates.

HAHA! i trim that area too :P<br />
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lets see..<br />
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do you have a myspace? lol its a lame question but one none the less

I design everything. I'm an advertising designer, right now I'm working with a non-profit organization.

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No. No I do not. I trim where I should but not a lot. I am all man, and will continue to have the body God gave me. And I just want to say that I am hairy in all the right places. I don't have it on my back or outside my *** or any other weird places.

haha well idk<br />
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im very easily amused :D<br />
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lets see...<br />
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why...oh i have a sort of weird personal question-ish<br />
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do you shave your body? cuz mister you are HAIRY :P

Believe me. In real life I can barely make anyone laugh. :p You calling me funny makes my day.

Favorite color is blue. Any color blue- I use it in nearly all my designs. It just goes with everything for every mood.<br />
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Alright. I'm a sissy. I like Mike's Hard anything. :p Next in line is screwdrivers. <br />
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Party...eh...does Birthday parties count? I like going to the bar every once in a while with my friends, but I've never been one to party. I'm too shy for it, I feel awkward holding my drink watching people dance (I can't dance) or flirt (I can't flirt either.). I'm usually the one who ends up sitting on someone's bed trying to get in a deep conversation with a stranger so I feel like there was a reason to be there.

hmmm but you HAVE to know lol jk<br />
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uhhhh....<br />
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why are you so funny?! :)

My definition on the meaning of life? O_O Hmmm... probably...make it out alive. This world is so ****** up. People who bring children into it are crazy- does anyone remember what it felt like to be a kid and realize exactly how awful life is? <br />
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Why!!!? I dunnoooo. ;D

WHY!!! are you so adorable? :)

A bad home life caused my PTSD. I'm seeing a therapist. I don't really know how to move on... if you mean do I feel better about it? Sometimes. Like everything it comes in waves.

Hey! U said you were diagnosed with ptds..I'm wondering what caused it.Did u seek treatment?Did u move on with your life??

Yes. Everyday since I was about 4. I live here. Ha ha ha! ;) It's okay, I was born in Liverpool, England.

Ever been to America?

It would probably be a tattoo that said: Warning, I'm a manipulative ***** and a two-faced friend. Probably all across her face so she couldn't hide it.

A... Hmm...favorite song...well I don't really have a favorite forever, more like my favorite of the moment, or a favorite in a genre. But this week I'm really into Tchaikovsky: The Nutcracker Suite, Op. 71A - Danses Caracteristiques: Marche. :)<br />
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A... God I hope so. I'm marrying a dude, I better have some sort of experiences or fantasies with him. ;)<br />
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A... Last Sunday, and it was plain. Magnus and I go to Dunkin Dounuts before church every week.

For shame! I haven't read it yet either but it's definitely on my 'to do' list! <br />
Anyway, back on topic:<br />
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...Q. What is your favourite song? <br />
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...Q. Have you ever had a homosexual experience or fantasy? <br />
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...Q. When was the last time you ate a donut? And what kind was it? <br />
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I don't know...I guess I'm just moody. It's not my intention to hurt other people's feelings, but I can't help but be honest. I don't see any reason to hold back I suppose.<br />
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And no, I've never read it.

Sometimes you seem pretty nice, but other times you're a ***** XD Any explanation for the mood swings? <br />
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Also, have you ever read his dark materials trilogy?

Private, artistic, dreamer, intuitive, braggart.

5 words u describe urself

I like professional poetry but I don't read much of it- Unless it's Shakespeare. I am obsessed with Shakespeare.<br />
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I get very, very bored with amateur written work, because I feel like I've read it all. Most people make the mistake of making themselves (or the weather) their inspiration and I could care less about the darkness of the pit in their lives.

do u like poetry?

Thank you AkA :)<br />
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My best pick up line? I try not to have recognizable pick up lines...you have to slip them into casual conversation. But I usually say something like, <br />
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"Hey, you know, you meet people in life and some you just know have something special happening for them. I can just tell you have something good going on, you just light up this room."<br />
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Another pick up line is, "Hey baby, I'm tired. Can I sleep with you?" ;)

hi, Konrad <br />
like the new pic.<br />
what's your best pick up line? one that you use and one some else give you

I was SOooooo late for school that day!

Hahahahahahahaha oh my god! That's terrible! Must have been horrible for you but so funny for me. I feel so sorry for whoever owned that yard though, ewwwwwww.

Most embarrassing moment? Omg, are you sure you want to hear this? <br />
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Most utterly humiliating moment... was when I had diarrhea on the train. There's no bathrooms and it's about an hour ride, it was like, 15 minutes in I was starting to feel sick. I had to get off at a stop, but there was no bathrooms either. So I shat in someone's backyard. <br />
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I am most happy cycling! I love to do it in warm weather, it's my absolute favorite.<br />
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I never have owned a man purse. I have a billabong backpack.

Do you carry a man purse?

Most embarassing moment?

Yes, in fact I had a girlfriend. She was Mexican, and her name was Yolanda. (It sounds made up, but it's true, ha ha)