I Need ToThat darn squirrel needs to go on a diet. She's begun this new thing where she tightropes across the electrical wire to the fig tree & shimmies down the branch to the ground. The fig tree has actually made some fruit but is still green & she's ALREADY EATEN THEM!!! They're not even ripe!!! Urg!!! I NEED to buy a pellet or BB Gun this year. Last year I used rubber bands to deter her insatiable hunger for my annual crop. They worked, yet only when I was guarding the tree. I can't spend my life doing that, I have lots of other things to do.
So I will buy a gun sometime soon. Then I'll shoot her. If she's injured, then she'll think twice about being such an irritable thief. I NEED to teach her a lesson. Not all goodies are necessarily hers.
BTW: I've written another story related to this one, its in the 'I've yelled @ a Squirrel' group: EP Link