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I Will Give You Useless Advice Here

"i Love You So Much Its Retarded"

By: EdieQuinnz
Written on July 15th, 2012
When you hear your love saying that- they have had too much to drink. When you're the one that is saying it- please put the drink down. *note to self*

By: EdieQuinnz
Age: 31-35 , Female
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17 responses
  • fadingvioletdawn
    fadingvioletdawn

    I must be drunk all the time O.o that explains some things...

    Sep 18, 2012
    2 likes
  • countrybuck
    countrybuck

    hey im stupid but im not retarded

    Jul 26, 2012
    1 like
  • Melody063
    Melody063

    hehe...thats cute. Isn't that the chick from "Two Broke Girls"?..funny show.

    Jul 17, 2012
    2 likes
  • DancingFox
    DancingFox

    (and I am retardedly in love with all of Ediez' avis, generally speaking!)

    Jul 16, 2012
    3 likes
    • EdieQuinnz
      EdieQuinnz

      i love you in the most retarded of ways. lets snog

      Jul 17, 2012
      1 like
    • DancingFox
      DancingFox

      Definitely!!! *snogs and gropes*

      Jul 18, 2012
      1 like
  • JoeyPFoxx
    JoeyPFoxx

    I would have changed $11

    Jul 16, 2012
    3 likes
  • DancingFox
    DancingFox

    I love it. lol. I want to love so much it's retarded! =D

    Jul 16, 2012
    4 likes
  • CopperCoil
    CopperCoil

    But what do you do when you're just plain retarded, for then everything you do or feel is likewise retarded without having any correlation to intoxication? I have this problem..

    Jul 16, 2012
    3 likes
    • EdieQuinnz
      EdieQuinnz

      i think most of us do. you are not alone!

      Jul 16, 2012
      1 like
  • ShakespeareSonnet116
    ShakespeareSonnet116

    Custard bus love... ;)

    Jul 16, 2012
    5 likes
  • Firegod74
    Firegod74

    HAHAHA! Classic advice!

    Jul 15, 2012
    4 likes
    • EdieQuinnz
      EdieQuinnz

      *nods* i really should remember that myself

      Jul 15, 2012
      1 like
    • Firegod74
      Firegod74

      I love your avi so much its retarded

      Jul 15, 2012
      1 like
    • EdieQuinnz
      EdieQuinnz

      lmao put the drink down!

      Jul 15, 2012
      1 like