I Will Give You Useless Advice Here

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By: EdieQuinnz

Written on July 28th, 2012

Any text from your drunk cousin that reads:
"is it wrong to have an 18 year old....."

Should either be ignored or responded with:
"yes, whatever it is, yes it's wrong. And probably illegal"

And if she follows up with:
"What if this 18 year old consented to......."

You should block her number or respond with:
"We're not related anymore"

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By: EdieQuinnz

Age: 31-35 , Female

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41 responses

ShakespeareSonnet116

Awkward. :/

Jul 29, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  she's so gross
  
  Jul 29, 2012
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NewAccountComingSoon

Wow O_O

Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  and this is why i dont spend too much time with her
  
  Jul 29, 2012
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Acrimonyx

Sorry Ediez, but your cousin is a cheating, perverted **** and I'd be sending an anonymous tip to her husband right about now.

Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  her hubby is a man ***** that should have his balls revoked. we've ALL tried talking to him. All he does is ******* about her behavior but still cries and takes her back. Dont apologize, i find her to be exactly as you have described. oh i have been "disowned". Hilarious coming from her.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Acrimonyx
  I bet Manchild's balls go up inside him when he stands up.
  Tell yer cousin to produce the paperwork for ya.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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goliathtree

so....the real question.....what does she look like?

Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  she's ...... well, she's hot. thats the truth. Curvy, tall, long light colored hair, and she's tall.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  she got a man. she's bored. or something.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- goliathtree
  so....28, hot, screwing a 17 year old....uh oh....wait till the men's rights dudes read this.....lmfao........(sorry)
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  lmao
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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Doxtah

wtf? LMFAO! ahhhh yes drunken times are the best of times.. .but it's obvious most cannoht handle it.

Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  im disgusted....... DISGUSTED!
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  im disgusted at this with you sweets. i don't ******* get people sometimes. *chugs*
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  =/ who is she? why is she related to me? who are these people?! ugggh i hate my family sometimes
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  mea, without family **** would be that much less interesting. even though some **** is ****** up.. =/ *hands you beer*
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  i like my bro.....and some cousins. Just SOME of them. *chugs* how am i gonna spend time with them this weekend? omg.... *chugs*
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  juss get drunk and yell.. in a kind fashioned (we know how to play **** off noh? ;D) also! imma call you and harass you on your b-day juss to forewarn you. =D
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  i will slap your ****
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  what the **** evuh. i will slap your **** way harduh.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  o.O i think you just hit on me
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  like that's anything new.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  o.O i think im drunk.....maybe
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  i would think so, that's the only time it's acceptable for me to hit on one these days lmfao. *takes shoT*
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  lmao!!!!
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  i was right yet again. this vid needs to hurry, it's all about me hitting on you. i need to be posted when you are drunk. lmfao.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  oh dear lol cant wait to see that
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  you are noht invited, go **** yourself.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  eat a **** Charmy
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  nah, i'll take eating the ***** for $1000, trebek. (please be a daily double) *crosses fingers*
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  wtf? LMFAO!
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  the **** you expect me to type? "oh sure, bring me a ****.."?... you fuckhead.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  you no likey the ****? come on, flip that pretty hair and admit it
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  your typing privileges to this greek *cough* god are gone.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  bahahahaha
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  did you juss bah at me like a sheep? ******* noob.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  feck u
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  shut up and view my vid, before i get upset.
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- EdieQuinnz
  noh!
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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- Doxtah
  your loss, imma get all the ladies aftuh this one. =D
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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