Dumb **** I've Seen

when riding anything with two wheels and can go over 70 mph wear a damn helmet. i don't care if it messes with your hairdo, you won't have hair without a freaken head.

when riding a motorcycle do not talk on your cell phone.... moron

do not drink till you think your god itself.... i see this every night

when you weigh over 300lbs do not ride those minature motorbikes that are like a foot high..... you'll just get laughed at and run over

do not lick the safety bar at a ski area when on the lift.... you will loose skin (learned that the hard way)

someone says to you to play in traffic... .do not actually go play in traffic

those woman dressed like hookers on the sidewalk are probably hookers dumbass

YOU DO NOT ASK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

if your date weighs 200lbs more than you... do not challenge them to a eating contest you will get hurt

do not fart in an elevator and blame it on the only other person in there with you

do not ask ediez about whats under the bed

do not steal hurls ice cream cone

if someones mugging you and they have a gun.. .give them the damn money

SHUT THE F UP AND GO WITH THE FLOW
CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
22-25, M
Sep 7, 2012