I'm Truthful On The Internet.
I have no reason to lie. My life isn't perfect. It's not glamorous or awesome or exciting. I feel no need to make up stuff or exaggerate what I do with my time. There are certain things I don't like to talk about except with certain people (my sex life, for one), but for the most part I'm an open book. I can promise you that if I say something or tell you a story about my life, it's true, or at least the truth the way I see it.