It's True.

Join the big herds, huh? Well, probably not. For starters, I'm quite happy roaming about. And then there's the people grabbing my teats all the time, branding me on the backside with hot iron. Not mention they make you wear those really ugly earrings! Wouldn't mind a bell, perhaps. I've also heard that when you're in The Herd, sometimes your friends and family JUST GO MISSING. Like.. just gone!! For no reason! Abducted by aliens? Or maybe by the government? Who knows! I did hear a rumour that the missing cows are taken to a place where they are mercilessly slaughtered and then their bodies cut up to be served to humans. But surely that's just conspiracy theory nonsense! Humans would never do that to cows, would they? Mooo.
TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
31-35, M
4 Responses Jun 19, 2007

mm-hm! i'm with you, buddy!

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!! :[

Hey, a cows would eat you if they could!!!!

Perhaps you would do better as the Rooster of a hen house, with your Free bird spirit??!! But Beware! The Human Conspiracy is being cackled over there, too!