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I Will Post Your Sad Attempts To Score Cyber Sex

Some Guys Never Learn So I Laugh At Them

By: fungirlmmm
Written on May 2nd, 2011
Age: 41-45 , Female
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    galecliff

    Oh my... Some people just never get it. At least, he could use some charm, good manners, proper language, a little poetry... He would still not have a chance, but at least he wouldn't get a massive kick in the @ss for being a pig (a pig actually is a noble animal compared to that fellow !)

    Regards

    Jun 4
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    Martika

    ....and it's highly illegal too!

    Not to mention pretty gross. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I have seen my mum have sex many times.....being as we're both prostitutes that's kinda the nature of things. Do I admire her? Absolutely! From a technique point of view she is amazing! Do I want to emulate her? Pretty much all my life....

    Do I want to have sex with her? What kind of retard would find that sexual?

    I know, in a way, I set myself up for these things...being honest about stuff....but I have boundaries too! And I hate reading that stuff....in my in box....it truely turns my stomach....

    Martika xx

    Feb 4
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    Martika

    I love your comments, FG....very funny! Yeah, very annoying....I have had loads, I guess totally unsuprisingly considering how honest I am about myself, so I wrote a disclaimer....which mostly has done the trick...still some dickheads though....*sigh*

    So....this week, I get to see my dad....not seen him for ages...wrote a blog about it....then wrote up that having a nice time with my dad.....

    So....why do I get all manner of sexual comments of ****** in my inbox!

    WTF?

    Very upsetting....and annoying....

    Martika xx

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      fungirlmmm

      see I hate that so much. I get that a lot. Seems there are a lot of people that want to see that but not me. I can honestly say I have never thought of my dad in that way I mean. I know my parents had sex at least 6 times... 5 because that is the number of kids they had biologically and one other time because I caught them. That is a thought that I never want to think about again. I know that I am a sensual woman and I love sex but I just do not want to think about my parents f*cking. Just not my thing and I sure do not want to think about my dad doing that to me. That is just nasty. I would have been very mean to anyone who had even suggested that to me.

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    TK91

    Some people never learn, This ****-wit insults you in what could very well be the most illiterate fashion in history, knowing full well you're already spoken for, yet he still expects you to **** him? Honestly, gimme a ****'n break.

    I do enjoy the way in which you basically told him to go **** himself, though.

    Well done.

    Feb 1
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      fungirlmmm

      Thanks tk. hope you are well.

      Feb 1
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      TK91

      Don't mention it. Here's to you.

      Feb 1
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      fungirlmmm

      :)

      Feb 1
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    Wondrin2Day

    In one message we get "call me if he isn't satisfying you" and then immediately the "u f'ing *****". Someone needs their meds adjusted!

    Feb 1
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      fungirlmmm

      If there is one thing that should be clear on my profile, it is that I love my man and no one else can have me. I get angry when they disrespect me so I have to tell them off. Sorry you have to go through this too.

      Feb 1
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    OnewithJC

    What a moron! O_o

    You go girl! :)

    Nov 15, 2012
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    WildSpectrumArts

    LOL. Entertaining in a sad way. I love the "poof be gone." I'll have to remember to start using that.

    Jan 10, 2012
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    fungirlmmm

    I don't get these as much as I once did, thank goodness.

    Dec 26, 2011
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    haileeTV

    OMG, Just OMG! I can't believe this............... I know you wouldn't lie about this Fungirl. What a dork!

    Dec 26, 2011
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    babylovecakes

    Lol, I hate creepers!!

    Nov 17, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    hehe the SGt laughed at that comment, I will have to google it.

    Jul 18, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    :)

    Jun 11, 2011
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    nicedude

    what a jerk

    Jun 11, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    He never had a chance to begin with and I kindly told him so.

    Jun 11, 2011
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    zzltfrg

    Such eloquence and seductive charm! he never will have a chance, with that attitude!

    Jun 11, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    Yes, this one was. I do not usually stereotype people but they seem to be the ones here that will not take no for an answer. I am just not attracted.

    Jun 6, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    Yes, this one was. I do not usually stereotype people but they seem to be the ones here that will not take no for an answer. I am just not attracted.

    Jun 6, 2011
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    DarknessCalls

    I think I got messaged by the same guy....



    Was your 'friend' from India?

    Jun 6, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    :)

    May 3, 2011
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    SabrinaNYC

    ******* *****?????



    those "micro ****" boys always have such a wide vocabuarly, dont they?

    May 3, 2011
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    partytested

    LMAO. There are some real jems out there isnt there?

    May 3, 2011
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    CheekyGeek

    WOW..... Just him and his Hand tonight !!! DISMISSED!!





    Good for you FG.

    May 3, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    Thanks y'all. You would be surprised how many guys get to it from the second they make connection. :)

    May 3, 2011
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    koalaguy

    It's really sad. I know there are a lot of stupid guys out there, but this one really takes the cake.

    May 3, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    Okay. I started to tell him I preferred chocolate but I didn't want to go down that road for fear he might really be chocolate or that he would think I wanted anal. Girls have to think about such things.

    May 3, 2011
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    fungirlmmm

    Thanks y'all. I needed the laughs.

    May 3, 2011
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    thecarer

    Think its about time that EP brought in a ruling that once your blocked then if you carry on molesting they then block the IP address of any member that is abusing others.

    May 3, 2011
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    jimmyrudyjump

    Seems the local dogpound's ***** collector had a few wires crossed... poor bastard ; )

    May 3, 2011
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    SunsetStripper

    I'm worried about his pet. Should somebody call the Canine Protection League? Apparently he likes *******...

    May 3, 2011
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    RickiChickie

    @fungirlmmm, you perhaps don't believe me, but not a single bothered me further. In the beginning I even appologized in a message that I don't want their contact and all were polite and said, sorry. But maybe, I only had luck.

    May 3, 2011
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