I Have Found The Gold Mine!!!

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you **** up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Aether71 Aether71 36-40, M 15 Responses Nov 18, 2011

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*dies laughing*

Too funny

I've seen these posted on line somewhere. There is a whole page of them. Hilarious!

Did you do all of these? This is crazy funny!

Ohh my goodness, that **** had me rolling....

Dammit....I was going to go do something I am laughing too hard....

:D These just keep gettin better!! :D


Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?

J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.

Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"

J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.

Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?

J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.

Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?

J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.

Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".

J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.

Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?

J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.

Partner6: It likes that.

J-Dogg: aight.

Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...

J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.

Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.

J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...

Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.

J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...

Partner6: WTF?!

J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!

Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only **** women...

J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!

Partner6: You dipsh*t.

J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...

J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

This is awesome! Hahahahahahahaha!

LMAO that is to funny

I don't know about anyone else but WHENEVER a guy says to me "you are in my breeding territory" I just go wild. Just fantastic.

PRICELESS!!!! just freakin PRICELESS!

LMFAO! Hilarious!

Oh, I love these!

hotstud69: Hello there

blondebabe4u: Hi

hotstud69: What is your name?

blondebabe4u: Sandy, urs?

hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?

blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?

hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?

blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.

hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?

blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?

hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan

blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome

hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?

blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....

hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too

blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good

hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..

blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.

hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited

blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob

hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you

blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one

hotstud69: OH ****

blondebabe4u: What?

hotstud69: SON OF A *****!!!

blondebabe4u: whats wrong?

hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...

blondebabe4u: What?

hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....

blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?

hotstud69: OMG... OMG...

blondebabe4u: Bob??

hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...

blondebabe4u: are you ok?

hotstud69: HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!!

blondebabe4u: what bob what??

hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

blondebabe4u: fell off?

hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........

blondebabe4u: call an abulance...

hotstud69: I can't

blondebabe4u: why

hotstud69: Because I am on the computer

blondebabe4u: well get off

hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my **** fell off........

blondebabe4u: bob??

blondebabe4u: bob??

blondebabe4u: bob??

hotstud69: has left the room

toooooooooooo freaking funny!!! :0]

Bob?! Bahahahahaha!!!!

HOLY.....!!! you're right Aether!!!

*bows to the King*