I Have Found The Gold Mine!!!

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you **** up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Aether71 Aether71
36-40, M
12 Responses Nov 18, 2011

Too funny

Did you do all of these? This is crazy funny!

Ohh my goodness, that **** had me rolling....

:D These just keep gettin better!! :D

Bwahahahahahaha!!!<br />
<br />
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?<br />
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.<br />
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"<br />
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.<br />
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?<br />
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.<br />
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?<br />
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.<br />
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".<br />
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.<br />
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?<br />
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.<br />
Partner6: It likes that.<br />
J-Dogg: aight.<br />
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...<br />
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.<br />
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.<br />
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...<br />
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.<br />
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...<br />
Partner6: WTF?!<br />
J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!<br />
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only **** women...<br />
J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!<br />
Partner6: You dipsh*t.<br />
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...<br />
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

This is awesome! Hahahahahahahaha!

LMAO that is to funny

I don't know about anyone else but WHENEVER a guy says to me "you are in my breeding territory" I just go wild. Just fantastic.

PRICELESS!!!! just freakin PRICELESS!

LMFAO! Hilarious!

Oh, I love these!<br />
<br />
hotstud69: Hello there<br />
blondebabe4u: Hi<br />
hotstud69: What is your name?<br />
blondebabe4u: Sandy, urs?<br />
hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?<br />
blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?<br />
hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?<br />
blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.<br />
hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?<br />
blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?<br />
hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan<br />
blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome<br />
hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?<br />
blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....<br />
hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too<br />
blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good<br />
hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..<br />
blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.<br />
hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited<br />
blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob<br />
hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you<br />
blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one<br />
hotstud69: OH ****<br />
blondebabe4u: What?<br />
hotstud69: SON OF A *****!!!<br />
blondebabe4u: whats wrong?<br />
hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...<br />
blondebabe4u: What?<br />
hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....<br />
blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?<br />
hotstud69: OMG... OMG...<br />
blondebabe4u: Bob??<br />
hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...<br />
blondebabe4u: are you ok?<br />
hotstud69: HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!!<br />
blondebabe4u: what bob what??<br />
hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
blondebabe4u: fell off?<br />
hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........<br />
blondebabe4u: call an abulance...<br />
hotstud69: I can't<br />
blondebabe4u: why<br />
hotstud69: Because I am on the computer<br />
blondebabe4u: well get off<br />
hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my **** fell off........<br />
blondebabe4u: bob??<br />
blondebabe4u: bob??<br />
blondebabe4u: bob??<br />
hotstud69: has left the room

toooooooooooo freaking funny!!! :0]

Bob?! Bahahahahaha!!!!

HOLY.....!!! you're right Aether!!!<br />
<br />
*bows to the King*