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My Name Is Not " Baby "

I have to admit that I was a bit of a
smartass at first... Was I just a little
too harsh?   You be the judge  ........


BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 6:24 AM

How are you today my friend

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 6:26 AM

SO much better now that you are here...

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 6:31 AM

Really , why is that hun


I was just going to let this one off the hook
after all - it's Tommy Chong, right?

But this one was persistent ...


BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 7:37 AM

Baby talk to me please

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 7:40 AM

Do you not know what sarcasm is? Dry up and blow away. Furthermore, my name is not Baby.

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 7:46 AM

Excuse me , sorry to bother you miss perfect

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 7:49 AM

Yes .. I am

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 7:51 AM

No , you are far from perfect when you treat people like you do

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 7:53 AM

What makes you think you are all that , i was just looking for friends

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 7:57 AM

No, you are out hunting little girls... I am not one of them

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 7:59 AM

What makes you say i am hunting little girls

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 8:03 AM

just one look at your profile and thats all it took.

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 8:05 AM

Whatever , i want to know why you think i am hunting little girls

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 8:07 AM

All you want is the model on my profile. The whole deal is that she does not exist.

I am Johnnie - You are just another in a long line of pervs and losers hoping to score .

I win, you lose.

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 8:15 AM

Whatever , i can not even see a pic i am on my mobile

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 8:32 AM

if you were on a cell it would notify it on your message - You are full of ****

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 8:56 AM

What if I told you that in reality I am a 47 year old man pretending to be a girl and that this picture is a fake?

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 8:59 AM

What makes you say i am hunting little girls

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 9:03 AM

just one look at your profile and thats all it took.

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 9:06 AM

What about my profile says that

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 9:09 AM

18 experiences all dealing with sexual perversions... or the lack of getting any.

BUSHMASTER116618 Aug 24, 2012 9:16 AM

Why are they perversions , i think you are the one not getting any

JohnnieGirl5 Aug 24, 2012 9:26 AM

No... You are right. What you have on your profile is actually a wish list. I should have seen that earlier. My bad.

I got one for you - Do you know the difference between a man and a woman? When a woman gets up in the morning, she knows she can get some that night. When a man gets up in the morning, he can only wish that he could.

Keep on dreaming


I think I struck a nerve..
There was no reply   Game, set, match

I was trained by the best



JohnnieGirl5 JohnnieGirl5 22-25, F 11 Responses Aug 25, 2012

Your Response


thats right hang would there be a soul daring enough to have your hand?. I would if I stood the chance of winning the best opportunities.....

You are a bit young for me but i fully admit when I go hunting...hell i post it... I hate lirers...

.....they hunt the older women too, i think they are just sad lonely creatures. I still chortled though....

7 pictures of his penis? As if one wasn't enough? Seriously?

I just ignore them. The first thing I do when I get a fan request is to see what groups they've joined and what stories they've written. Usually, they don't write any stories and don't provide any information about themselves, but the groups they join tell it all. I am kind of a live and let live person, so I don't hurl insults. They can be what they want, I just don't want to participate.

It's your choice if you wish to waste your time with someone who trolls for *****. But, every mi ute wasted with someone who will never get it is time not spent with those who do.

*standing ovation for Penny*

You know, I had never thought of that, but you're dead right.

I am not too sure what you accomplished here.

Coppie, you really need to take a good look at his profile to understand.... Then you will see.

The problem for women is finding some some worth getting. The problem for men is to make themselves worth it. :) When men understand this, THEN we'll all be happy campers.

Men get it.. we just don't always think you are worth the effort of being seen as worthy by your standards. Both sexes are pretentious and selfish.

Both of you make good points. But if you want to know if Tommy Chong up there was a catch, then you have to go look at his profile for yourselves.

Most of the time you might see one or two penis pics on a guy's profile - this one has SEVEN ... I was like " You got to be joking me "

lol cc...i dont think men should complain when women DONT put out to them...and i dont think ALL men get it...certainly some do!

It's easy - with sarcasm - to forget you can never aim too low. I think your first shot kinda whoooooshed right over his head.<br />
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I'll echo Susan on the woman vs man line, though I dunno I love it. It occurred to me somewhere back bout the age of 15 or 16. Shortly after that, I realized that my behavior(an personality) plays a role in whether I'm wishin ... or gettin some.<br />
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Maybe BUSHMASTER will take note - but I won' hold my breath. Sucks that he brings shame to Tommy's photo - Tommy has made a lot more people happy than he has pissed off.

" Dave? Dave's not here "

i love it! something tells me he won't be bothering you anymore lol

Oh whatever will I do .. heheh*

ain't ya just heartbroken? lol

"When a woman gets up in the morning, she knows she can get some that night. When a man gets up in the morning, he can only wish that he could". OMG, I love that line!!

~ curtsey ~

So, you see nothing wrong with that statement?

The truth can be a bitter pill to swallow