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By: affinityterra

Written on February 5th, 2013

Either I just seem really trust worthy or there are just some really idiot men on this site. I'm thinking it's more the latter. I keep getting pm's from a variety of different men with skype or cell numbers asking for phone sex. Any other women getting these? Or am I just the lucky one?

It just bewilders me that someone would PM a stranger with their number. I left a whiteboard message for one a while back that said that I was going to put their number on the local truck stop bathroom wall to call for a good ****. I didn't respond to the ones that followed after that though.

By: affinityterra

Age: 36-40 , Female

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44 responses

shhbaby

Ughhhh. I'm with you here. And then they get butthurt when you wont give them your number after the third message. Nooooo thank you.

Mar 4
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vegassquire

I was going to do that to you ... but I am glad I read this first ....
timing is everything ;)

Feb 12
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goodwinimbad

There are some boys out there that think relationship is spelled "****". They tend to be quite young. You can tell because their brains haven't developed yet. What woman is going to so this with a stranger? Even total nymphos know better!

Feb 9
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LelainaTroy

I have not gotten many of these but there have been a few....I always love when the *young girls* post their number in questions or confessions "text me im bored...only boys ages 14-18"....uhmmmmmmmm?!?!

Feb 6
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RKHunter

The shot gun approach I suspect, send enough requests to enough woman and likely they get lucky on occasion. And these days with the wide availability of burn phones giving out your number has become far less risky ... NO I don't have one and it wasn't me:)

Feb 6
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DirtyMartini

Sorry, these boys really make it hard for us gentlemanly, harmless, witty & flirty guys!

Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  Actually, I would imagine that it would make it easier, because it makes you look more intelligent.
  
  Feb 5
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- DirtyMartini
  "Intellegent", I'll take that (LOL). Very cool avi, BTW!
  
  Feb 5
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ineedadrink

Funny in a how stupid are they, way. Do like some of the suggestions of what to do with the numbers and IDs.

Feb 5
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iRant

I think that too many of them read Penthouse Forum in their youth and actually believed the stories AT. I just can't imagine that it ever works or that if it does you'd want to actually do something with the kind of women it would work with.

Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  I agree :-)
  
  Feb 5
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Qtip1976

Holy crap, I've felt clueless before, some of that is just pathetic(reading the comments especially)

Feb 5
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DEGBEME

Sadly there are some sickos here my dear. :o(

Feb 5
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HStoner

I'm sorry, but the idea that someone you don't know would PM a phone number to you seems unbelievably dumb to me.

Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  It is dumb, which is why it baffles me.
  
  Feb 5
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- HStoner
  Agreed. I truly don't understand why someone would do that.
  
  Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  I would be scared to.
  
  Feb 5
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- HStoner
  I agree with that as well. The only guess I could make is that, if you actually calls the number given, that allows them to get your number and harrass you.
  
  Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  Well, there is always that private setting on cell phones. My first thought actually is that it is teenage boys. Young people seem to be more careless than grown men with life experience.
  
  Feb 5
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- HStoner
  You could be correct. Any way I think about it, it makes no sense to me.
  
  Feb 5
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sierra33

I don't get as many as I use too. Just the noobs who haven't yet noticed I love my hubs... I think some are just so darn desperate they don't care that they are putting themselves at such a risk.

Feb 5
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- myass2
  Bingo!!! Ding! Ding! DING!!! Give the lady a prize! "darn desperate" I am sure you are 100% correct.
  Look at many things in history and you will see that desperate people are driven to desperate measures. Disregarding safety and any rational thought.
  
  Feb 7
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- sierra33
  Awesome..What's my prize? :D Thanks... :)
  
  Feb 7
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- myass2
  How about a friend request?
  and a...
  
  Feb 7
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- sierra33
  Aww sure but you might want to check out a couple of my stories and then decide.... I like folks who communicate and I am totally a happily married girl...but if that works.....then I'm game if you are!! :D
  
  Feb 7
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LG76

I guess I am "lucky" too. Now if only I could be so lucky in my real life, lol ;)

Feb 5
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nudydude

affinityterra,
Believe it or not, I have gotten a couple of these also.
I love being naked, am open minded, but not gay. Not even interested.
My stories and comments are all usually directed to the ladies of EP, yet some guys think I want to play with there c()ck.
Guess it is too small for them to handle.
Bare Hugs
Nudy

Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  Oh poor nudy. I'm sure the last thing you want is a **** in your inbox.
  
  Feb 5
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- nudydude
  Isn't that the outbox? hee hee
  sorry for my juvenile humor.
  Bare Hugs
  Nudy
  
  Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  You are silly *giggles*
  
  Feb 5
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- nudydude
  anything wrong with a silly naked man? hee hee
  Bare Hugs
  Nudy
  
  Feb 5
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hlpflwthat

Stupid is as stupid does.
I think the guy's lucky this is ALL you did with his number. But I thank him and all other morons for makin me seem above-average. LOL.

Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  *giggles* You are correct, they do make you more intelligent pervs look like awesome guys...lol
  
  Feb 5
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- hlpflwthat
  Hey. I can use whatever help is available, right? =)
  
  Feb 5
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EdieQuinnz

lol ep is full of weirdos.

Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  So true.
  
  Feb 5
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- EdieQuinnz
  am still in shock over the one guy that offered to be my toilet slave.
  
  Feb 5
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- DEGBEME
  ah whaaaa? =o/
  
  Feb 5
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- EdieQuinnz
  D: i know
  
  Feb 5
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- CountryAngel69
  EP full of weirdos? That is an understatment.
  
  Feb 5
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goodlittlegirl

I have yet to be lucky enough to get one of these messages however I have seen some people with their number in their profile and I have thought the same thing. Ive only given my number to one very trusted Eper. I think I'll keep it that way. Maybe you are just the 'chosen one' Affy. LOL

Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  I don't usually post these in this group like other women, but I was just baffled by this. It just seems like a stupid thing to do to me. I mean, I could do all kinds of screwed up things with that number.
  I've actually given 3 different friends mine, but they were people that I trusted. They have yet to abuse it, so apparently I didn't choose too badly.
  
  Feb 5
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- goodlittlegirl
  yeah me neither. I think it would be dangerous ya know?
  
  Feb 5
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- affinityterra
  Especially if you are married like me :-)
  
  Feb 5
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