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No I Can't Fcking Help You Out

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sublimeeyes - 31-35 years old - male
sublimeeyes Feb 18, 2013 12:40 PM

Can you help me out? A girl asked me how big my penis is. Now I'm little mental about it because I haven't been in many relationships. Can you check me out and give me some honest feedback?
foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 26-30, F 17 Responses Feb 18, 2013

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Well done my friend name and shame excellent :)

lol thanks, bad influence!

What do you mean bad influence ? I thought we were good friends :) after all its because of you i now understand emoticons pinky and the brain and all that lol :)

Well done. lol. Well done.

lol:)

And he's back again??? ugh....he has sent that message to me twice now....he can't even be bothered to change the freaking wording!! grrrr.....it's people like him that are giving a bad name to all the good, honest, decent men out there who are just looking for an honest appraisal of their manhood!! ;) (and I'm just kidding, in case that isn't obvious!! hehehe)

HAHAHAHA this cracked ME UP!!!!!

"It's tiny, mate...no, wait, that's your dignity."

bahaha, well put!

That guy is doing the same stoopid thing under several usernames it seems. http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Will-Post-Your-Sad-Attempts-To-Score-Cyber-Sex/2976428

gosh, will all the effort he puts into this, you would think he could go score the real thing!

with*

At least he was a little bit clever about it! LOL

hahaha poor guy tried, right?

I sort of wish I got to see more of these. I wonder if any guy has ever gotten a positive response. Or maybe they get a kick out of just asking the question.

lol these are the same "men" who will end up in the prison system jacking off in front of anyone who passes by them..disgusting

It is disgusting, but I laughed. I sometimes wonder if I pass these guys in the street....or work with them. Then it's a little scary.

eeeek i know what you mean! you never know who you're around! altho, i have absolutely sensed evil from certain people i have been around. it's in their EYES!! also, "out of the heart, the mouth speaks".

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haha, the guy sounds like he needs to get some hobbies. He did provide some entertainment for us though.. pretty silly lol

oh wow..... a pearl of stupidity

I've seen that name trolling around.

Well there goes my idea.

hahahahaha

LET TRY AGAIN I WOULD SAY THANKS BUT NO THANKS THERE ARE ALL KINDS ON HERE YOU ARE A MAN YOU HAVE SEEN ANYTHING YET IVE MET ALL KINDS SOMETIMES I GO THERE SOMETIMES NOT TEXT ME SOMETIME

let's try this uhmmm...NEVER

what the ****?

LET TRY AGAIN I WOULD SAY THANKS BUT NO THANKS THERE ARE ALL KINDS ON HERE YOU ARE A MAN YOU HAVE SEEN ANYTHING YET IVE MET ALL KINDS SOMETIMES I GO THERE SOMETIMES NOT TEXT ME SOMETIME

Omg!! Omg!! Omg!! I got this one too!! Haha!! & didn't respond!!

lmao, we have counted 4 so far then, on this story alone! i love your user name. GIVE IT TO ME!

Lol no its mine rawrrrr!!! Lol so I just read the story posted by LelainaTroy called hi & its about him too so he's a creepy one seems like he does this often lol

*cowers quivering in the corner at your primal death rawr*

Aw, I wish someone had asked me. I'd tell her to take a look at my pictures.

Honestly, I didn't realize poeple still do cybersex.

i REALLY think you are missing the point, karlmartink

Yes. Not the first time.

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oh wow, i got the same message but i didnt respond, it seemed like a joke ha

haha well that's AT LEAST two other girls besides me who got the msg from that dude!!

wow. people are so pathetic.

you arent kidding!

Well now... I have but one thing to say about this whole conundrum.
*does a spit-take*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

haha what is a spit-take?

you know, maybe i should accept the pics just so that i can tell him that he looks like a pencil.