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Hunch Back

By: CountSpatula
Written on November 5th, 2010
Age: 41-45 , Female
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  • wraithorn

    lol. awsome cat story, i love cats, please give her a hug from me.

    i've had words with my cat about visiting me when i'm on the toilet. i keep telling him, " i don't bug you when you are having a cr*p do i ?" :-)

    Nov 6, 2010
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  • IAMNOWHERE

    Awww... good kitty! Winter approaches, she just wants to make sure you don'e catch your death of cold plopping your *** down on that chilly seat.

    Nov 6, 2010
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  • CountSpatula

    Just because she has a condition, it doesn't mean that I want rid of her.

    I love that cat.

    Nov 6, 2010
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  • MissPoppins

    Flush her down?

    Nov 5, 2010
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  • CountSpatula

    Yes, that would make perfect sense, only she hears me coming down the hall, darts out of the spare bedroom and into the door as I'm opening it. I really tried to be fast and quiet, but she won every time.

    I'm trying to master my osmosis skills, so that way I don't even have to open the door.

    Nov 5, 2010
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  • jedimindtrick

    I think that maybe next time you use the toilet, you should shut the door. With her preferably on the other side. ;)

    Nov 5, 2010
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