A Guideline To Bad Messages

You said this so well! It felt good just reading it. Thanks!

This is just awesome. I was cracking up reading this, because its true!

So, if you were to add me, what would it be ok to mention?

This is awesome. I wish I could feature it on my profile.

Haha, this was great.

I don't see any problem with anything you mentioned. You look great and I'd love to be able to see more of you!

I love it! What a great read!!!l :-)

I like your rules. They are easy to understand and let the other people know that you are not just an empty suit.

Yea for you! I could not of said it better!

Absolutely beautifully put! This statement should be issued to everyone using the internet.

lol what the **** ur really a hard nut to crack but i like ur straight forwardness .good

You are so funny. Thanks for a smile :)

that should be the Bible of ep

Exellent ! I had a good laugh. I love the pics too... :)



Julie

fine with me. any mention of sex which i might inadvertently make is purely a fantasy and is meant for entertainment purposes only. i have no desire to cam skype or in person do anything with you. but i do enjoy your posts and think you look cute in your profile pic.

cool ... never tried any of the above !!!



cheers

Respect, and you will get it back.. regardless what your into, one thing we all want is to be respected for the person we are..

Thank you for this..

Some will get and some will not..

hi how are you what are you doing right now? I am so horny I could almost stay awake. If only I had a magnifying glass to find my penis I would take it out and whip your little finger with it until you bowed before me ar at least realized it was out. You look realy great for a blow up doll I am imagining in a dream as you cannot be real or you would ot be reading this crap. Or is reading crap a sexual turn on for you? Handing you that magnifying glass so you can find that micropenis and then... Well you will think of something exciting. And if you do it really well, I will introduce you to my one true love - Bourbon on the Rocks. We can have a glass while setting up the webcam so you can explain to the world what type of sex you like before flying off to Borneo for a romantic weekend with you, me, and the magnifying glass.

I tride to use pour gamma butt she laf at my micropenis.

Seems reasonable to me.

interesting story

might steal it :P

**** contacting you witch woman please please block me now so im not tempted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a good laugh out of this list and then thought. Crap!



I'm sorry people have done this to you!

Honey, something i learned from two middle-aged friends with dyslexia (*** Jay Leno has and the late Gracie Allen had): i realized i must not judge a person on their spelling, grammar, etc. That's one of the multitude of reasons i created the group with my story, I Never Forget That There But for the Grace of God Go I. Imagine yourself being judged and isolated for an unchosen handicap or lack of education and you'll realize what others are forced to endure by judgmental "better than thou" people.

Hahahahaha Awesome ;)

will i get bonus points if I break every single one of those rules in one setting? =)

hahaha, ive had all that you mentioned, well, not 'had',but they tried, lolol

Nice List, and a helpful public service too

LMAO! Love this

Oh, i wish i could just copy and paste this to my profile and give you credit for saying exactly how i feel about this. I am on here to make online friends, learn from each other, inspire, or even cry together. There's e harmony for dating sites. I'm not looking to "hook up" that happens naturally or at least i hope. I know nothing about love or relationships (when it comes to myself)



Again, great post and thank you for saying what I wished I could so eloquently. Peace and Light

Excellent post - and so true.