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I Have Twelve Summer Pysch Interns

The wisdom and energy of youth is always welcomeed in my field. Ofte their views are prejudiced by life's experiences. They have to look at the purity of reason.

They are a great bunch. Will all make fine pyschologists some daY.

retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 4 Responses Jul 11, 2009

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curing sickness and old age with TIME you can control.
Here’s the recipe for the cure….

WARNING: DO NOT CHANGE HISTORY FOR PARTS THAT LEAD TO KIDS!

1. USE YOUR MIND - IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE JUST IN YOUR HEAD!

2. YOUR BODY IS A RAIL LEADING TO YOUR REALITY. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU DO NOT DIVIDE WHILE DOING THIS EXERCISE OR YOU WILL HAVE TO START OVER. YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE IF YOU THINK YOU WILL NOT, MOST LIKELY! (ANGELS HELP)

3. THINK OF TIME TAKING 24 HRS TO GO 24 HRS. (SPEED 1)

4. IMAGINE IT GOING THREE TIMES FASTER AND THREE TIMES SLOWER, BUT NOW IT’S STUCK TOGETHER. (SAME SPEED AS 1)

5. SPREAD OUT OVER TIME AND BE SURE TO STAY ON THE CUSP ALWAYS EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IN THE PAST.

6. IF YOU WERE GOING TO GET CANCER OF THE EYEBALL WITHIN A YEAR START FAR ENOUGH IN THE PAST THAT THE PART GETS HERE BEFORE IT CATCHES CANCER. GIVE THE PART AN EXTRA NUDGE (3X FASTER) AND AT THE SAME TIME, SLOW IT DOWN HERE ON THE CUSP (3X SLOWER).

7. TELL A FRIEND IF IT WORKED FOR YOU!

8. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT THE WORD GETS OUT. THAT BEING SAID, IF IT WORKS ON CANCER, IS THERE A PRIZE OR SOMETHING?

9. TO LOOK YOUNG, JUST DO THE SKIN ON YOUR FACE.

10. FOR VIRUSES, JUST GRAB THEM WITH YOUR MIND AND SLOW THEM DOWN BY 1/3 SPEED, 6 TIMES, A WEEK AGO…..REPEAT IF YOU STILL ARE SICK.

11. FOR FOOD POISONING, USE THE SAME METHOD AS THE VIRUSES IN #10, BUT ADJUST HOW FAR BACK IN HISTORY YOU GO TO BE WHEN YOU ATE THE BAD STUFF!-
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Read christopherschmistopher time cure Remedy………slow it down by one third speed, (it only goes 8 hrs in your 24hrs,) six times a week ago. You will be creating a paradox by thinking in the past, so it is important to conglomerate reality by sliding to the left in your mind while you do this for just a moment. You will feel it in your spine and you should get a straight up and down feeling. To slow it down, grab it with your mind! You can “stick” to it if you try! When you are done slowiing it down a week ago, try to bring your mind back to the cusp instantly! (If you think it took a week to get back, your consciousness might be sore. If it is, use a different part of it to treat the sick area the same way, retroactively.)

Your mind does not have to be just in your head! It can be stretched to incredible sizes, and can even be out in the universe. (Try thinking a thought on the ceiling…)

You should not do this on yourself until you feel sick! (If you ever do). This is because by then your immune system is responding by creating antibodies for the virus!

When you do it, you should feel better immediately! If you were sick, and you do not feel better, perhaps you did not conglomerate reality while you did it! The slide to the left is a fast, fast slide! If you need to, ask God, Goddess, or the angels for help!

If you still feel sick, try to divide your antibodies for ebola into many by paradoxing them WITHOUT conglomerating reality. You can do this by sliding a thought (glyph) backwards in time a few minutes that pulls on the antibodies (NOT THE VIRUS!) If you screw up, back your mind up and push it forward the correct way, no big deal!

If you get it, it will hit you gradually and you will build up an immunity to it, as long as you (or somebody) do/does what is written here!

This cure should be used as little as possible, but if you need to, don’t feel bad about repeating it!

If you waited to long, you can get you body “pre-ebola” back by using the 3,1, and 1/3 time cure described at christopherschmistopher.tumblr.com, which is for youthful looks, and also is a cancer cure. It involves using your mind to literally “make” time!

Please let me know if this helps you!

Dear ablmu65, we were not put here to amuse our children. They were put here to amuse us lol. Grown grandchildren are your strongest allies--:) Second strongest allies-- the inlaws--rotfl---Grandma in'law's are not the same thing as mother in'law's hahahaha.. Now that both my son's in'laws are grandfathers themselves, they too have become my allies. As my oldest daughter is eagerly awaiting the title of "Matriarch"--she has become a lot more interested in me---hahaha everyone should live to be really old! I've never had so much fun in my life. If your daughter is an "Only" you have nothing to fear, onlys usually take good care of their dottering old parents:). Don't put the idea of a "basement" in her head--Guest cottage or granny apartment -- much better. My oldest daughter already has both--all I have to do is mention that I'm getting ready to move in with her--and it brings her right to heel. :) hehehehe with the younger one, I tell her, I'm putting my application in for an apartment up by the grand canyon. For some reason-Olders actually plan on eventually having you close- as much as they dread it.<br />
Youngers are afraid you might run away :) they should be so lucky.

I keep telling my daughter that she will need to make sure she has a big house with a large room in the basement for me to live in. I don't think she is amused.

Both of my daughters now have their degrees in psychology---I just love when they diagnose me--so far, I am bi polar, narcissistic, schizophrenic, and am blessed with a severe case of some kind of incurable personality disorder. Lucky for me I have TWO count them--psychologists. We all agree that as I am hopeless, NO MEDICATION is indicated. Because of my age, they are eagerly awaiting for dementia to appear. The youngest has stated her desire to arrange for a caretaker for me--next step--the old folks home.<br />
Hahaha I told her, #1 you will have to catch me. #2 If you mess with me, I will become a bag lady and embarrass the devil out of you :) We now have peace. Both daughters, don't want to give up their favorite house sitter, pet sitter and baby sitter. :) Who knows, I might live long enough to learn how to spell.