Teehee

I am always wishing you would call me but I know you will when you are able.

fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
23 Responses Feb 20, 2010

Gorgeous... My Darling... for Your fleshy lips to Smile from that Brilliant Mind I Cherish...<br />
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Once UPON THE TONE OF THE CELL PHONE... <br />
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I once had One2One with a Virgin, <br />
she teased me till i had an Erikson, <br />
sucked me til my face went Orange, t<br />
il I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!<br />
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Girls are like phones. <br />
We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!<br />
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X

Kiss Darling

What do you want to talk about Demi? How you need to remove the mask and reveal who you are and how you know all about me? How do you know of my love of Italy? I have never written that here. I never wrote of my love for India yet you seem to know this as well. So show me who you are... I would be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued but if you are from my past I have moved on and I am happy. I do not want to revisit the past.

Let's talk more

And at some point in Our FOREVER Darling... long ago YOU WILL BE SO HEALTHY there will be no inhaler... just BREATHING LUNGS FILLED WITH PRECIOUS Breath... for now... I see... an inhaler.<br />
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Thanks for the informative details... I sometimes have had to have a little something for allergins.<br />
Not a lengthy inhaler use mind you... <br />
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I have thought of You in every MOMENT of what any MOMENT can be<br />
and<br />
every MOMENT asked one something of Me of You... <br />
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us

Just give me my inhaler and I will be fine.

HOLDS the asthmatic IN HER NUDITY... and IN HER blushing FOREVER

((still blushing but now my asthma has me coughing too.))

Cute

Oh my ((blushing))

You rang my "bell"... and yes that is what "they" are calling "that" now!<br />
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:P<br />
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X

haha

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. <br />
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"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. <br />
"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.<br />
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"And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. <br />
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"Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

I will be in north dakota. As they say there is a pretty girl behind every tree. The joke is there are no trees there... I imagine that there will be even less libraries. Only thing i will really have is my phone until we can get some kind of internet. Im updating my newest story about all of this.

Can you go to a library and sign on to let me know you are okay Ar? Even if it is every few weeks?<br />
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Demi, Big oops.

I might not have an internet for a long time, and from what i am told the work is hard when you aren't working you are eating and sleeping. I am pretty nervous about it.

Daddy's Phone Call (humor is A SPIN on the TANGLED web some weave... )<br />
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Child: "Hello?" <br />
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Daddy: "Hi honey. It's Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?" <br />
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Child: "No Daddy. Mommy's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." <br />
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Daddy: "Honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul." <br />
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Child: "Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy." <br />
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Brief Pause. <br />
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Daddy: "Okay, honey. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." <br />
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Child: "Okay Daddy, just a minute." <br />
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Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone. <br />
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Child: "I did it, Daddy." <br />
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Daddy: "What happened, honey?" <br />
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Child: "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" <br />
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Daddy: "Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?" <br />
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Child: "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." <br />
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***Long Pause*** <br />
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Daddy: "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

Ar, Are you going to keep in touch with me? That leaves 14 hours a day to do so lol.<br />
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Awww rog.

I have a story i am going to update about it, but i may have to move from washinton to north dakota to work on a job. I wont have internet for a while and it will be 10 hours a day working so time online might almost be zero, or any free time other then eating and sleeping...

Why not?

I had a blue one but it broke. I might not be able to use my phone often, or do anything often for a while soon though.

:). if it were blue would you use it more often.

Hardly even use my little red phone.