Hyperinflation... Yuk!

Hmm, if money grew on all trees there'd be hyperinflation... and no apples, pears etc...

Instead, I want money to grew on the tree i my backyard; the there won't be as much inflation :) And I'll be happy :D
Except... maybe... the local crime rate will increase drastically, and I must take security measures; hire guards... give the guards extra bonus (so they won't steal from me and cause more inflation). Guards will get corrupt, the mafia will infiltrate my garden. I'll have to buy myself a whole army to fend off the mafia. United Nations will get angry at me and denounce my army. I get furious... buy more mercenaries and attack Norway. After 2 weeks Europe is mine... America, Russia and China gets scared and launch nuclear missiles on me... Earth gets shattered and everyone dies.... DOH!

Not good to have money growing on trees. :P

myspip myspip
18-21, M
9 Responses Aug 3, 2007

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Oh noes. Don't let the squirrels get involved in this. This destroyed me in my previous life. ahhhh!!! I must hide!!! Cya :P

I would'nt worry so much about the Mafia the real problem would be the squirrels the price of diamond squirrel collars went up at the pet shop last week

I thought money grew on lottery tickets. At least that's what the ticket in my wallet is telling me.

I would'nt worry so much about the Mafia the real problem would be the squirrels the price of diamond squirrel collars went up at the pet shop last week

Haha, no. I just have a profound interest of strategy games :P And as a kid I used to hear all those funny/degrading jokes about Norwegians :P lol

I like the part about getting mercenaries and attacking norway! Are you a political strategist? Do you write books?

good story...killjoy :P

Ya got a good point there, myspip. And, that is probably what would actually happen.