Uncle Sam's Greedy Hand

(edited)(because I don't think some people understand my undertone)

Polygamy could be the perfect example of unselfish love,
giving and putting the needs of a general whole above your own.
(((giggles))) Do I sound convincing enough? 

I sometimes daydream of marrying my female and male friends.
In a perfect world I'd have all the companionship I'd ever need.
When we grow old and our health begins to decline.
We would have great health benefits from three separate providers. heheheh.

If they decided to marry other people as well; We'd
save a ton of money on vacations because of the group rate.

I personally believe the US government could care less who or how many people you marry. Polygamy is outlawed because it would be too much of a hastle at tax time to dig its greedy hands into the income of its citizens.  If there was a way to ensure all income within the daisy chain marriage was accountable and taxable,  we'd have the freedom to marry 600 people if we so desired....

So, with that being said....

Will you marry me?

ichooselife ichooselife
36-40, F
13 Responses Mar 10, 2009

So as of now. I am prepared to marry quite a few of my friends. Who will take my hand in matrimony?

jealousy and anger are not healthy components to a marriage. Counseling would be necessary when conflicts arise as in any other marriage.

I don't oppose polygamy politically, but I'm not for it either... I don't think it's a wise thing to do. There is bound to be jealousy and anger among spouses...

pntdhorse you are quite supportive individual...I like that in a mate. Care to join my band of spouses?

Islandchild you've got the right idea! Love then keep it moving...who's next...lol

yed the Nazis would be engulfed in love and groups of people would ride off into the sunset with a "just married" sign and aluminum cans on the back of the dinosaurs.

I can't say I agree with it. But if that is what you want then go for it. Even though it is illegal there are still people that go through with it. It is a personal choice. I wish you luck.

I wouldn't mind having several, then I could rotate them as the mood changes :)

i always figured polygamy was illegal because you live in a society where things are founded on a deep set Christian morality. marrying more than one person would destroy the sanctity of marriage and Nazis would once again ride dinosaurs across the earth.

this is a real unusual topic. but i think id rather date them then to marry all them!

Not if I'm in control of the household income . Oh, the joys of being a spoiled brat.

lol....wedding cake... you're funny Jayne.<br />
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I sometimes daydream of marrying my female and male friends. In a perfect world I'd have all the companionship I'd ever need. <br />
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When we grow old and our health begins to decline. We would have great health benefits from three separate providers. heheheh. <br />
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If they decided to marry other people as well. We'd save a ton of money on vacations because of the group rate.

Why would you want to?<br />
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And in these economically uncertain times....who's to say he could afford to maintain more than one family !