Yeah I Suck... Deal...

So a question someone asked in here totally got me thinking about men vs women drivers and it reminded me of a funny story that happened to me... This isn't to brag or say its right... Just a story of something that happened to me a few weeks ago...

So about a year ago I joined an area mega church, Christian, and have very recently met and made somewhat close friends with the preacher there... A few weeks ago he mentioned during a service that he loved Chili's (whole different issue there) and "missed it" since moving here... After service as I was leaving I saw him and asked him why he had given up in the restaurant... He was confused and told me he still ate there when he went back home but since there were none here he really missed it...

Obviously not an avid user of the Internet... But I told him there was actually one a few miles away... He was really excited to learn that, so excited he asked if I'd show him where it was, and he offered to take me there for lunch... So why not? I waited around and he said he would follow me...

Now, he frequently uses the example of speed limits and his driving to explain how good Christians follow the rules... I totally knew that, but damned if I didn't block it out as soon as I sat down... So we take of, me in my car and him in his, following me...

We made it to the restaurant and as we say in the booth I said to him... See easy to find right? He just looked at me and finally he said... "Keeley, I don't ever want to see a bumper sticker for the church or a fish on the back of your car". I was kinda shocked... I'm like why? He laughed... He said you broke every law you could between the church and here... He said you drove about 70 and the speed limit was 55... You run red lights, stop at the green ones, and switch lanes about every three seconds and apparently don't Even know where your turn signals are... I was laughing so hard! He said I never woulda found it had you not been texting me the whole time you were driving... I had convinced myself if you parked in the handicap spot I was just going to keep driving and not even come in...

I'm sure I didn't impress him much with the laughter, but it was really cracking me up... I said to him, yeah women driver you know...

He told me to stop insulting women... And drivers... Ouch
KeeleyKool KeeleyKool
18-21, F
3 Responses Dec 6, 2012

LOL!
Thanx ur a good story teller

LMAO ... round here we call you 'hat wearers' - whether you wear one or not.

Great story ... and preacherman too sounds like.

he has the hots for you woman!

Lol OMG not! Haha totally not :-)