What If?

Let's see, if EP were a town I would live with Silver01TA because he would only live in an upscale place and of course I would live rent free.  Justjessie and GMZ would be my nannies and teach my kids to be individuals.   HBY and Snowy would live down the block in a kind of Desperate Housewives setting.  CreamDream would be my sex therapist. CC would be my OB/Gyn.  MT would be my security guard.  Chameleon would be my pest control man.  Myonis would be my kids' teacher.  All1Rog would be my paperboy and I would constantly be telling him to "focus focus focus" on not throwing the paper through the window.  Chris would be my meter reader for my electric.   All of my circle would attend community barbecue's where we would get to know each other better. It would be a very supportive almost Utopian community.

fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
25 Responses Mar 17, 2009

Sure come on.


You sure know how to make an offer I can't refuse with those kinds of fringe benefits! Hmmm... Pool boy. Yum ;)

LMAO girl.


Squadi, I think you are right. You are my military family coordinator.<br />
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Rog, You might get more than a nip lol.

You mean we don't have one already? Lol We all have our parts we play.x

Ok sending the space shuttle for you now!

Thanks flour.

Not if I am having sex at the time. lol

this is cute fungirl!!

SS, and lots of headsets!<br />
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Awww thanks Max!

Sure MM!<br />
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You are right MT!<br />
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HBY, Sure we can work that out HBY but you gonna have to put out for my pool boy periodically which will be DanlB!<br />
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Zeggle. Sounds good to me!

FYI - I am neither desparate OR a housewife. Can't I just be you and Silver's household manager and take care of all the bills and appointments and stuff for your upscale residence? Please????

Are you sure pixelita? I already saw his bulb! I don't think there is much more to see hehe!'<br />
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MMMM lots of peanut butter. You know what would be bad? If you found out you were alergic!!!<br />
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Carrot I will thow in some cats for you too. lol

To be the security guard, that is a noble thing. Plus get to spy on everyone else. hehe<br />
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SS would have to have a pair of headphones otherwise when Brian is at work she would have Britney blasting.

lol pix....

Be careful FG ....Chris wants to read more than your meter LOL! ;-)~

I could be the grocery store maneger, and I would make SURE we never ran out of peanut butter.... hehe

LOL I am slightly eccentric. <br />
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Of course Chris. MANY!

Follow you? lol.........your activity covers my whole page its just soo intriguing to watch your thoughts change within seconds through several different topics in life. My favorite was the night when you shared 3 stories in less then an hour......being happy to be alive, mens briefs, then to hating moths lmaooo

Yes I could be the meter reader... But, I do have some other skills too you know....

Tas, Speaking as someone who has a LOT of EP people in my Real Life I would say that there would be very few surprises. Most of the people I have associated with off of here have been true to what they are on EP. I am sure there are a few however. I love meeting people from here. <br />
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Entice, See I am so random and that is why you love to follow me lol.<br />
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Of course SS, but you would have to sleep in the guest house bc I don't want to hear you and Brian hitting it lol. That is not a turn on for me lol;-)

Hehe .. I was just thinking tonight that it's a bit like a club <BR><BR>I can imagine it as a town too .. wonder how right we are about our images of everyone or if we would all get some very big surprises

LOL.......wow talk about random thinking