Is Someone Stealing My Underwear?

I am running out of socks and underwear.

I get the sock thing, it's a universal law that socks get sucked into the Everett-Wheeler sock continuum....but my underwear?

My boys be needin' some support right about now....but if I wash my underwear, ima lose it.

Use it and lose it?

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4 Responses Oct 23, 2009

I wish mine would disappear :-(

Maybe your underwear wanted to stay with you, but your socks talked your underwear into running away with them! I thought that the fairys took the socks to use as sleeping bags in fairyland? Oh well, another myth disspelled.

Funny...though I actually shared a house with my own room with other guys...and someone actually STOLE a few pairs of my underwear (I didn't have a lock for my room at the time...he eventually got caught stealing other things and was subsequently thrown out of the house...

Yes, am back in Cali with dependable net service! woo

There is only one logical solution.