I Know Where the Socks All Go

I've been told by many a-people that I have more socks than any normal person should have.  None that match.  Some socks I don't even remember buying or wearing before.  Therefore, all of you who are missing socks from your dryer, I know where they go.

They're all at my place.

And I'm not giving them back.

CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
31-35, F
9 Responses Feb 14, 2009

Darn! I want them back!

Ewww. No. I only collect socks.

Do you also have my underwear with the hash marks?

Yup. I have them here.

ok lets see , one black red top with rangers crest, thick double lined fishing sock , one double padded running sock plain white, two grey socks well ones kinda grey and the other ones well grey oh and black wool .....

Duct tape socks?!?! I must get myself some of those.<br />
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Floydian, I put THOSE socks in with my loud, annoying neighbors laundry. *teehee*

dont you have one red with coulourful stripes? it's missing...

Hmmmm now I know where my old rotten pair of stinky socks upon which i peed ended..be my guest and keep them! :P

I've got so many, I don't know what to do with them. And a good thing is, I love wearing mismatched socks!!