I Will Become A Silent Statue And You Wont Know Im Home
I pretend I am a statue and try not to move when people knock so that they dont know I am avoiding them. One time I dived down onto the floor so they couldnt see me through my blinds. I have missed some important people, but I am tired of conversations and mormons and salespeople. I am tired of cops and neighbors cps workers coming to interview me. I am tired of cps workers inspecting me. I just simply dont answer. If I have bad parenting, just get the cops and a warrant. So, no, I dont answer the door.