I Will Become A Silent Statue And You Wont Know Im Home

I pretend I am a statue and try not to move when people knock so that they dont know I am avoiding them. One time I dived down onto the floor so they couldnt see me through my blinds. I have missed some important people, but I am tired of conversations and mormons and salespeople. I am tired of cops and neighbors cps workers coming to interview me. I am tired of cps workers inspecting me. I just simply dont answer. If I have bad parenting, just get the cops and a warrant. So, no, I dont answer the door.
SoDangCute SoDangCute
26-30, F
3 Responses Jan 9, 2012

Umm interview u? Lol

I would love to invite you to join our circle, but EP prevents me from doing that right now. You are most welcome as a fan though, and please feel free to read all my posts. I have led a most interesting life

I added u but u can't add me? Good to know that sux

How about you respond to the ole "shave and a haircut, 2 bits" knock? Then you'll know it's just me(here for the beer)?

Yep. Gotta know the knock. Perhaps knock on a particular window