I'm A Different Kind Of Animal!
I have a 'military' accent because I've moved a lot and picked up some southern twang as well as Yankee doodle. I am not in the military. I have just moved a lot. I've been looking for myself. Just because I've moved a lot does not make me 'worldly.' Far from it. There are so many places that I want to travel to! I have only been to Canada and Mexico outside the USA. So no, I am not worldly.
I work in a cooperate office and dress the part but I am so far from that role that I say I am a paid actress! It's just my income. It's just a job. I am not defined by it or consumed by it. It is a means to an end. Nothing more.
I don't do recreational drugs... Well, not really. Okay so I overuse my prescriptions but who doesn't? I don't smoke pot, do coke, etc. (I have in the past.) I have piercings and tattoos discretely placed but I am not trailer trash nor do I do drugs for fun.
I'm not racist. I'm pale white with red hair and grey eyes. I think all races are beautiful. It is scientifically proven that we are over 99% the same in spite of our race. I think race is important however. I think there are cultural differences between the races that we could learn so much from if we weren't so stupid about race.
I'm not a man hating dyke. I'm gay. Trust me guys, straight women hate you. Gay women don't care. I enjoy the company of men and hearing their experiences and sharing experiences we've had with women. It's a neat exchange!
I love my relationships with straight women! That being said, I almost never fall for straight women. I enjoy shopping, some healthy gossip, female camaraderie, etc. All of my very best friends have been straight women and I have not fallen in love with a single one of them.
I'm not all kinds of crazy that my ex's make me out to be. My last couple of ex's have talked about me like a dog to anyone who would listen! They seem to think that I am desperately in love with them and would do anything to get them back. They both think I stalk them. Truthfully, I think they're both *** holes. It ended with them for a reason. I wouldn't be in a relationship with either one of them if they were the last people on earth. I know I can do better than both of them put together. I try to be friends with them but it's really hard to be friends when it gets back to me what they're saying. I try to keep the peace and pretend I don't know. Really, I desire a new love. I want to fall in love with someone hot and wonderful and who gets me.
So really guys, I'm not what I seem on the surface. If you want to know something about me, ask. That's all I'm saying.