Dangerously StupidOnce I was standing in a long line at a cash machine and a cop in uniform got in line behind me.
I got bored so I casually turned around and pretended to look surprised when I seen the cop and said - oh I didn't think you guys needed money.
The cop said (kind of sarcastically) - everybody needs money!
So I put my hand on my chin and pretended to think about it - then
I said - well not Gondie the Guru.
The cop didn't shoot me so I am proud about that.