Banzai!

I thought this might be fun but I'm actually procrastinating, hahahaa. Here we go; Super Mario!

1. I like to joke around
2. I am open minded though I would prefer you provided evidence.
3. I am a martial artist
4. Parallel parking a fighter jet is a piece of cake for me
5. I am an artist (bullshit artist included)
6. I will challenge an Iron chef if and when the secret ingredient is cement
7. Parkour is my preferred form of transportation
8. An argonaut would be my ideal pet.
9. Bacon fuels my life force
10. I'm really good at Street Fighter
11. I'm so chill that if you gave me a golden pocket watch, the universe would freeze from all the coolness.
12. I love the summer
13. This is my second favorite number
14. I am an avid archer
15. I do not fear Death
16. I don't judge anyone
17. I don't hate anyone
18. I am a multi-instrumentalist
19. Eidetic memory functions within my brain
20. My personality would be like tripping on LSD and achieving light speed simultaneously.
21. People that misuse the word 'swagger' greatly disappoint me
22. My patience is that of an angry Shaolin monk (Impossibru!)
23. Paranoia once led me to make a tin foil hat.
24. I suffer from Depression
25. Love is my religion (?)
26. I am ambidextrous so the southpaw clan loves me too (I hope)
27. The Force is my ally
28. Chuck Norris is actually proud of my roundhouse kick
29. I have a fondness bordering an addiction to rainbow cookies
30. I consume over 9,000 calories daily.