ME For President

WHILE GAZING INTO THE MOONLIGHT LAST NIGHT I HAD A CRAZY DAYDREAM.I WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND EVERY ONE WAS MOCKING ME AND LAUGHING.NOT ONLY WA HE BLACK BUT HE WASNT EVEN 30.WHAT DID HE KNOW.EVERYONE RIDICULED ME.I WAS RUNNING INDEPENDANT AND THE DEMS WERE PISSED.THE ELEPHANTS WERE PISSED.THEY WERE NOT THREATENED BY ME .THEY LAUGHED UNTIL THE DAY OF THE DEBATE.THE QUESTION WAS:WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS AND THE WAR ON TERROR,AND HOW TO DEAL WITH IRAN.ALL THE CANDIDATES WENT AND THE CROWD WASNT WOWED BY THEIR COMMENTS.EVERYONE LOOKE DDISSAPOINTED.THEN I STOOD UP TO THE PODIUM.I SAID:

 

DEAR PEOPLE OF AMERICA,WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US.HERE WE ARE THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND WERE A WRECK.LETS START WITH IRAN-WHAT THE HELL R SCARED OF.MY COMARADES TO THE  LEFT OF ME WANT TO BOMB IRAN TO THE STONEAGE.DOES THAT  MAKES SENSE.Y INFURIATE THEM ANYMORE.SO WHAT  IF THEY GET NUKES.WONDER WHAT WE WOULD DO IF THEY USED THEM.THATS EASY-BLOW IRAN OFF THE MAP.(THE CROWD CHEERED).SO PEOPLE WHAT IF THEY PASS IT TO TERRORIST SECRETLY.I SAY THE MINUTE IRAN GETS THE BOMB WE PUT THEM ON NOTICE.THE FIRST NUCLEAR WEAPON SET OFF ON ANY USA TERRITORY WILL LEAD TO THE OBLIVERATION OF IRAN-AND WE MUST MEAN IT.(THE CROWD CHEERED).IRAN IS NOT A THREAT TO US PEOPLE.WE R A THREAT TO THE ARAB WORLD.AND THAT BRINGS ME TO INTERNATIONAL POLITICS.WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING IN HALF OF THESE COUNTRIES.SECURING OIL.BUT Y.LET US START FINDING NEW WAYS TO GET OFF THE OIL(CHEERS FROM THE CROWD)HOW ABOUT WE DO ANYTHING BUT CHASE DOWN ARABS FOR THIER OIL.THEY WANNA -LET EM KEEP IT.WE WILL BE THE FIRST COUNTRY TO NO LONGER USE FOSSIL FUELS.(CROWD CHEERS).THE US NEEDS TO TIGHTEN ITS BORDERS.CLOSE THESE MILITARY BASES ALL OVER THE WORLD.BRING OUR TRROPS HOME AND PREPARE TO TAKE THIS COUNTRY TO NEW HEIGHTS.WE NEED MORE  COOPERATION FROM OTHER NATIONS SO THAT WE CAN BUILD SPACE STATIONS NOT NUKES.BUILD STARSHIPS NOT MISSLE SHIELDS.THE WORLD NEEDS TO COME TOGETHER AND AMKE A BETTER FUTURE FOR ALL.AS FOR IRAQ.I SUPPORTED BUSH THE FIRST AND SECOND TIME.THE FIRST BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK A DEM WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT THE WAR ON TERROR PROPERLY.THE SECOND BECAUSE ALTHOUGH HE WAS SCREWING UP THE FIRST TIME HE NEEDED ANOTHER TERM TO FINISH THE WAR AS BEST HE COULD.HE LET ME DOWN AND HE LET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DOWN.(CROWD CHEERS).THERE IS NO REAL SOLUTION FOR IRAQ.WE HAVE MADE A MESS AND WE R RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEANING UP.AN IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL MAKES NO SENSE IF WE R TO CLEAN UP OUR MESS BUT A TROOP REDUCTION WOULD BE MY FIRST STEP IN OFFICE.

MY DEAR AMERICANS.A VOTE FOR HYUNG IS A VOTE FOR PEACE.A VOTE FOR HYUNG IS A VOTE FOR COOPERATION

A VOTE FOR HYUNG IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM,SECURITY AND CHANCE TO BE SOMEONE.EACH AND EVERY ONE OF U CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.VOTE FOR ME AND U WILL C THE DIFFERENCE.

 

A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR AMERICA!!!!!!!!

 

SINISTERMEMPHISTO SINISTERMEMPHISTO
26-30, M
1 Response Jun 12, 2007

And the crowd errupts with applaud and CHEERS " HYUNG for President "