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Nancy

By: habeant
Written on January 26th, 2013
By: habeant
Age: 56-60 , Male
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  • nuttymontgomery

    That was so well written!...OMG..I laughed out-loud at the "adolescent gay fest"...

    And your "lessons" are very cool...however, me being female, I knew those.. HA!...
    my favorite was #3, "women prefer confident men".... reminded me of a guy who, in 10th grade, to shut- me- up (me? shocker), man-handled me into a lip lock...normally, I would have instinctively slapped him...however, he was such a darned GOOD KISSER!...I decided to forgive him. Lol

    Thanks for your...ummm...educational ...story. : >

    Apr 8
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    • habeant

      Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. Most of my stories, like this one, are based in fact, but are also "improved" upon to make for an entertaining story. I'm trying to learn to write well. Now tell me what happened AFTER you yielded to that hot kiss (don't forget to mention the raging hormones). :)

      Apr 8
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    • nuttymontgomery

      All the best stories are "improved" upon..Lol
      And you are a very entertaining, detailed writer...I laughed all through this!

      Ok...I will tell you the truth...(since you are my new BFF)....NOTHING happened after the kissing...I was a prude...although, I'm pretty sure he took a cold shower. Lol

      Apr 8
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    • habeant

      I knew that. I'm becoming a quick student of you. But I doubt that a cold shower was necessary. It would be very difficult to survive the momentum provided by a great kiss from a hot girl. I suspect that you were with him throughout that night, and for at least the next week, in abstentia, every time he locked that bathroom door. ;)

      Apr 8
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    • nuttymontgomery

      LOL!! ...

      Apr 8
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    • habeant

      Uhh, been there, done that, got a closet full of stained T-shirts.

      Apr 9
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    • nuttymontgomery

      Wash them, for goodness sake!! (use Oxyclean :)
      ...unless you are the female version of Monica Lewinsky..? (snicker!)

      Apr 9
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    • habeant

      Do NOT use this forum to promote commercial cleaning products! And don't you mean "male" version of Monica Lewinsky..? (milky way!). Honestly, you need a proof reader for your gags. NO points! :)

      Apr 9
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    • nuttymontgomery

      LMAO!!
      I had signed off & was blow-drying my hair when it hit me!...I said "female version"...dangit...came back here with wet hair & BOOM...ya got me...
      You are too fast for me today! : >

      Apr 9
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  • Perksplayhot

    was that the only reason she chose the other guy ;) or do you think it was the taste of boy cream

    Feb 4
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    • habeant

      Both, I'm sure. She had developed a taste for it over the summer. ;)

      Feb 12
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  • Martika

    Awwww.....such a beautiful story. Pity you didn't keep the girl, though....

    As others have said....so beautifully written.....and had me smiling throughout....

    :-)

    Martika xx

    Jan 28
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  • Hongruilin

    Having now read, and enjoyed I might add, all the stories you have written I must tell you that this one is by far my favorite. You had me smiling the entire time, with several chuckles and even a full out laugh that caused my canine companions to come running in from the other room to find out why I was busily cleaning tea off my iPad. I love how descriptive and intelligently amusing your writing is. Thank you for sharing this story, it was a delight to read. Thank you mom indeed!

    Jan 27
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    • habeant

      That scene in my Mom's kitchen was horrible. She was a short little woman, all of 4'11", and took some perverse pleasure at the way I squirmed as her little boobies pressed into my stomach. I swear, I wanted to scrub my body clean and rush off to Confession after that! I could not be happier with your reaction to my story. You flatter me greatly!

      Jan 27
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    • Hongruilin

      And with that reply the chuckling continues, or rather the giggling - for it does have a tendency to be slightly "girlier" (word decision?) then an actual chuckle. For the "official" record however: no flattery was intended. Those were simply my honest thoughts and impressions. The praise was most genuinely deserved.

      Jan 27
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    • habeant

      Gee, now I feel somewhat emasculated. I refered to myself as "giggling" in my story. I didn't remember that I was supposed to chuckle. I guess I advanced to full on laughing so many years ago that I had forgotten how to properly exhale as a joy-filled adolescent male. I may have to edit my story to maintain my man creds. :)

      Jan 27
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    • Hongruilin

      *laughing*

      Well, we wouldn't want you to loose your "man creds", however I do believe that most adolescent males do tend to giggle verses chuckle. Chuckling is more the type of thing a mature, self-confident gentleman does when he is amused by something or someone. It's the type of laugh that is done quietly, often un-noticed to all but him, and those who can read his eyes.

      Jan 27
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    • habeant

      I think that adolescent males sometimes get a bad rap on that giggling accusation. I coach HS track and have noticed that when boys are in that awkward stage of maturation as their voice deepens, their squeeky chuckle emissions are often confused for giggling. Girls can be especially cruel as they mock them mercilessly. I make them run extra laps! And as for chuckling, especially during this cold and flu season, well, it is risky, at best. I have found that an attempt to chuckle, can quickly backfire as your expiration renders you wheezing and squeeking in a giggle-like manner. Seriously, a sick male is much better off just smiling and nodding.

      Jan 27
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    • Hongruilin

      You mean man you, making the girls run extra laps - don't you know mocking is their way of displaying interest? Their just to shy and have not yet figured out the art of flirting, it's a skill that takes some time to cultivate ...

      *laughing*

      To be quite frank sometimes a male, sick or not, is just better of smiling and nodding as a general rule. Period. End of sentence.

      Jan 27
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    • habeant

      I love your closing. I smile and nod goodbye. See you around the EP campus. :)

      Jan 27
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    • Hongruilin

      *nictates*

      Jan 28
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  • clgsassy

    OMG!
    LOVE....
    it resurrected those
    feelings of first sexual gropings,
    discovery...
    this mature(not)
    woman was fairly stimulated...
    justsayin...
    joyinthejourney, clg

    Jan 27
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    • habeant

      Thanks. I remember that party as being simultaneously awkward and stimulating. And I was so aware that things were different now. That the girls, dressed all pretty and made up now, not in their school uniforms, were vibing sexuality to me. Nothing overt and obvious, you know, but just different now. I had all kinds of stirrings that night. I was waking up sexually.

      Jan 27
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  • livelaughlovedream3

    Lol - laughing at "jock currency." How very true for high school. :) Sounds like you had a great experience despite your lack of wheels and money, and yes, women (and men for that matter) can be cooperative when drunk. Just be careful now.

    Jan 26
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    • habeant

      Thanks. Many of my stories are just that, a story. They are often both fact and fantasy, as in this story. While not all true, there was an 8th Grade graduation party and a lovely and busty girl named Nancy who I slow danced with and enjoyed the party.

      Jan 27
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