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Haiku On Love

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Written on January 19th, 2013


ROMEO & JULIET

'Twas in a cafe
where the met and Romeoed
what Julie ate !

TRANSYLVANIA

Two vampires met in
the night Oh what a fright 
it was love at first bite !

SUGAR DADDY

They said they incompatible
but ~ he had the income ~ and
she was pattable !

MORPHING INTO MIL

Have you met her Mother ?  I asked
yes he replied with a grimace.
Would you marry her Mother ~ NO
then don't marry her Daughter

BIGAMY

Will you marry me DOREEN ?
YES on one condition ~ OK
don't tell my Husband !

INTIMACY

CYNTHIA ~ Will you  sleep with me ?
of course  NOBBY  ~ I'll sleep with you
just as long as you don't wake up !



Thanks for visiting ~ Please comment ~ LOL James XOX
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    raedeejay
    raedeejay

    Vampire poem:

    Bored by wolves & coffins are cold
    dentists expensive & teeth full of holes
    sick of hanging around a dump
    that's a real hole in the ground
    can't afford blood on medicare
    out of fashion losing my hair
    no way to get me a tax rebate,
    want to get married, get me a mate.

    put an ad in the newspaper:
    "elegant vampire after a date
    sm's out, nothin' kinky please,
    no leather no kitsch no weird ***** tease
    I'm heterosexual & sensitive
    you don't need dope if your cooool (like me..)
    an icey manner is what you see
    but lots of affection
    so give me a call if you're around
    Transylvania, I'll send a hound,
    flowers a coach & candlelight,
    the erotic sensations are out of sight
    in a castle made of sandstone brick
    (no religious hang ups -
    & no garlic!"

    there's nothing in life for a bachelor Count
    with blood on his mind & nothing to mount.

    Rae Desmond Jones (published in Best Australian Poems of 1985...)

    Jan 20
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    doneitagain
    doneitagain

    The Transylvania one made me laugh and I like the graphic at the bottom about love.

    Jan 20
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