Somewhere In The City...........

I popped a blue pill in the restaurant
When our dessert arrived on time
I thought I was being proactive
As I slipped her a seductive line

Then the timing went all to hell
As her friend came over to chat
I sat there wriggling uncomfortably
And my little pal woke up at that

I tried to excuse myself quietly
Her friend asked if I was a stoner
I ran for the john with a wiggly walk
Trying to conceal my *****

I locked the door unzipped my pants
And looked in dismay at the pan
I realised my chances of hitting that mark
Were as likely as me buying Japan
LycanSky LycanSky
41-45, M
May 18, 2012