The Rabbi And The Tax Inspector

A conversation between the chief Rabbi of a synagogue and a visiting tax inspector...

Inspector: "You buy a great many candles. What do you do with all the wax drippings?"

Rabbi: "We save them up and send them back to the candle maker, and once in a while he sends us a free box of candles."

Inspector: "I see. And what about the crumbs from all these biscuits?"

Rabbi: "We save those as well. We return them to the baker and every so often he sends us a free box of kosher matzos."

Frustrated inspector: "And what happens to the left-over foreskins from all the circumcisions you perform here?"

Rabbi: "These again are not wasted. We save them up and send them to the tax office, and once a year they send us a complete ****."
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May 5, 2012