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Ok. Just Wrote Some Serious Stuff, So Time For Some Funnies. Warning. Bad Language

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion **** List

  • Taoism: **** happens.


  • Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."


  • Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.


  • Zen Buddhism: **** is, and is not.


  • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of **** happening?


  • Hinduism: This **** has happened before.


  • Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.


  • Islam #2: If **** happens, kill the person responsible.


  • Islam #3: If **** happens, blame Israel.


  • Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.


  • Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.


  • Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.


  • Episcopalian: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.


  • Methodist: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.


  • Congregationalist: **** that happens to one person is just as good as **** that happens to another.


  • Unitarian: **** that happens to one person is just as bad as **** that happens to another.


  • Lutheran: If **** happens, don't talk about it.


  • Fundamentalism: If **** happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)


  • Fundamentalism #2: If **** happens to a televangelist, it's okay.


  • Fundamentalism #3: **** must be born again.


  • Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to us?


  • Calvinism: **** happens because you don't work.


  • Seventh Day Adventism: No **** shall happen on Saturday.


  • Creationism: God made all ****.


  • Secular Humanism: **** evolves.


  • Christian Science: When **** happens, don't call a doctor - pray!


  • Christian Science #2: **** happening is all in your mind.


  • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this ****.


  • Quakers: Let us not fight over this ****.


  • Utopianism: This **** does not stink.


  • Darwinism: This **** was once food.


  • Capitalism: That's MY ****.


  • Communism: It's everybody's ****.


  • Feminism: Men are ****.


  • Chauvinism: We may be ****, but you can't live without us...


  • Commercialism: Let's package this ****.


  • Impressionism: From a distance, **** looks like a garden.


  • Idolism: Let's bronze this ****.


  • Existentialism: **** doesn't happen; **** IS.


  • Existentialism #2: What is ****, anyway?


  • Stoicism: This **** is good for me.


  • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good **** happening!


  • Mormonism: God sent us this ****.


  • Mormonism #2: This **** is going to happen again.


  • Wiccan: An it harm none, let **** happen.


  • Scientology: If **** happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.


  • Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< **** happens.


  • Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our ****?


  • Jehovah's Witnesses #3: **** has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.


  • Moonies: Only really happy **** happens.


  • Hare Krishna: **** happens, rama rama.


  • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****!


  • Zoroastrianism: **** happens half on the time.


  • Church of SubGenius: BoB *****.


  • Practical: Deal with **** one day at a time.


  • Agnostic: **** might have happened; then again, maybe not.


  • Agnostic #2: Did someone ****?


  • Agnostic #3: What is this ****?


  • Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.


  • Atheism: What ****?


  • Atheism #2: I can't believe this ****!


  • Nihilism: No ****.


  • And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: **** happens-one day at a time!


 
ghost1806 ghost1806 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2013

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I'm with you on that but we have I am told, a duty to protect the young from bad language which would be a good thing if in general 'the young' invariably did not already know more bad language than most adults.
The word missing here n cash you didn't work it out yet is Sh@t. es you have to guess the third letter or it will get blanked out again. Sigh!

I figured out it was sh-it because of Taoism. I'd say most minors say more curse word than adults so why censor if most of the young are corrupted. I hear 4 year olds curse out their mothers. so much corruption. its quite sad.

I hate how it censors bad words.