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I Wtk 25 Things You Are Not

NOT

By: BloviatingBuffoon
Written on January 30th, 2013
1) YOU. Stop acting like one and stop asking me to become one.
2) A Pornstar or Exhibitionist. Stop asking for nudes.
3) Medical Student. Unless you have some major qualified researches and studies,and has treated sick people, please stop lecturing me.
4) Your safety net. I cannot be you're go to girl.
5) Google. Do not ask me to randomly spout trivias all the time.

To be continued.
By: BloviatingBuffoon
Age: 26-30 , Female
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  • weirdcolor
    weirdcolor

    I look forward to the next 20 :)

    Feb 1
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  • Trackcoachred
    Trackcoachred

    so let me get this straight.. you really are not going to send me nudes (pictures or people)? and I am married to a nurse.. I certainly think that qualifies me as an expert on all things medical.. and I treat sick people with extreme caution.. but even so, I can't lecture you? and you are not my go to girl? Does this mean that I have to cancel my plans to seduce you, run away with you to a remote part of alaska, bring you home a pet polar bear and live happily ever after until we both die of frostbite (the whole nude thing.. sighs)? and I can't ask you to be my own personal google? even if I am terrible with techonology? Is this what you are really saying? Can you be serious about this? sighs.. ok.. ok.. but I won't ask you for any of these things again... be warned.. I won't ask.. for at least a week.. hmmm.. this is Wednesday.. the week is up on Friday.. so not until at least saturday? if you are sure.. just checking.. smiles.

    Jan 30
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    • BloviatingBuffoon
      BloviatingBuffoon

      I will call ur wife coach : P

      Jan 30
      1 like
    • Trackcoachred
      Trackcoachred

      lol.. ok.. ok.. she can come too, but I have to warn you, she won't let us keep the polar bear..sighs.

      Jan 31
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    • Trackcoachred
      Trackcoachred

      oh.. this is getting more difficult.. she definitely won't let me lecture on anything medical. Ever since I tried to convince her that cheese was a vegetable, she refuses to acknowledge my medical expertise...sighs.

      Jan 31
      1 like
    • BloviatingBuffoon
      BloviatingBuffoon

      but i love polar bears!!!!

      Jan 31
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    • Trackcoachred
      Trackcoachred

      well.. it's your fault for calling her.. geesh.. if you had only listened to me.. grins.

      Jan 31
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    • BloviatingBuffoon
      BloviatingBuffoon

      :P :P :P

      Jan 31
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