No Mullet

You Should Not Have a Mullet
Unless you're being truly ironic, you should shy away from having a mullet. A mullet is so not you.
You are modern, trendy, and sophisticated. You can't remember the last time you chugged a cheap beer.

You don't have a redneck bone in your body, and you probably don't even know a Billy Ray Cyrus song.
That being said, having a mullet would be the perfect Halloween costume for you. You would make a hilarious hillbilly.

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Mar 14, 2010