My Life....

would make a really interesting story.. I'd done and seen so much weird stuff (and I mean really weird). Some of the cast of characters can never be replaced by stars. They were one of a kind. Well at least I hope there was only one of them.. And many of the players were in crowd scenes where they would have to show up for one minute and be spectular.. Lots of players, not a lot of extras...
I used to be an acrobat in a 12 man trampolining squad and I watched a guy break his leg, when he landed wrong. There was bone fragment and gore sticking out... I was next up to jump.. The Sgt. Major looked at me and shouted.. Jump.. Now!. He didn't want me to lose my nerve. There is no actor who could ever play that guy.. He had the cruelest blue slits that passed for eyes. He alone was worthy of a leading role. And his side kick wasn't much better. Rumor has it that they had worked as mercenaries in Africa. What a pair.. If you can imagine a combination of di caprio and brando. The cruel eyes of Di Caprio, the corpulence of Brando? Who'd play me? I have no idea. 

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Dec 8, 2012