My friend and i were out at a bar, when a guy approached us.  He was like

 "You girls must not be from around here."

my friend asked why, and his reply was

  "You don't look like ******"



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1 Response Feb 13, 2009

My friend came out with one that still makes me chuckle to this day. In a nightclub he walked, bold as brass, up to a couple of young ladies and said...<br />
"Do you want to go feed the ducks?"<br />
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Still don't know what was going through his mind when he tried that one.