Ugh

  • I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
  • Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get!
  • The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
  • If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
  • You might as well sleep with me because I’m gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
  • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
  • Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
31-35, F
8 Responses Feb 22, 2009

LMAO!! Yep - heard some of them - that's the sad part,,, and yeah the zipper - ugh. Where do they get these??? Guys gotta step up their game ...

"Get ur coat you've pulled"<br />
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I never had much success with this one.

I use the one,<br />
Sorry im taken.(whisper) by you! Then I put my arm around you and ask (Im a polite manner) May I get you a drink?

How cringeworthy! What did you say back?

Sad thing is, we all know at least one guy has used that line. Ugh.

Yeah, really. "The Incredible Hulk"? He wishes.

I have to laugh at the zipper one! That's disgustingly funny.

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper." <br />
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww